Are you tired of society’s entitled attitude? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of the real world? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where the only entitlement you’ll find is the entitlement to build whatever crazy creations your heart desires!

Our server is filled with hilarious characters and wacky adventures. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where players ride pigs like they’re racing in the Kentucky Derby. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.

But the best part? We don’t tolerate any entitled behavior here. If you try to boss people around or act like you’re better than everyone else, you’ll be banished to the Nether faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only entitlement you’ll find is the entitlement to have a good time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
Vanishing Items Found: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

    Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Project Kus! Minecraft server

    Project Kus! Minecraft server

    A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

    Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

    On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 80 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

    Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4074 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Learn Anything Minecraft Server

    Learn Anything Minecraft Server
    Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 21
    Demon Skulls Collected: 12 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Villages Defended: 17

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

    Strangest Word Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

    Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

    Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Mines Excavated: 1932
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5108 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Enchantments Applied: 214
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Mines Excavated: 3866
    New Chunks Explored: 356133 Emeralds Found: 4008

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Zombie Dances: 3
    Crops Grown: 3487 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 92 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

    Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 New Chunks Explored: 696508
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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