Are you tired of society’s entitled attitude? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of the real world? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where the only entitlement you’ll find is the entitlement to build whatever crazy creations your heart desires!

Our server is filled with hilarious characters and wacky adventures. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where players ride pigs like they’re racing in the Kentucky Derby. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.

But the best part? We don’t tolerate any entitled behavior here. If you try to boss people around or act like you’re better than everyone else, you’ll be banished to the Nether faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only entitlement you’ll find is the entitlement to have a good time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 3987 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Royal Courts Attended: 2 New Chunks Explored: 824762

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Mirror Magic Minecraft Server

    Mirror Magic Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical mirror that transported them to a parallel universe where pigs ruled the land and diamonds grew on trees. True story, bro.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that we have flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles where players ride giant chickens into battle while wearing banana suits. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then come join us at…uh, that one server with the working mirrorskino. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Kamala’s Birthday Bash Minecraft SMP

    Kamala’s Birthday Bash Minecraft SMP
    Today is Kamala Harris’ birthday, and if you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll get a chance to build her a giant birthday cake made out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Kamala herself will log on to the server and thank you personally for the sweet gesture. So come join us and celebrate Kamala’s special day in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Alien Abductions: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 856099 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server

    Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of pesky Endermen stealing your blocks and creepers blowing up your hard work? Look no further than our server! We have a strict “No Nuisance Foreigners” policy, so you can build in peace without any unwanted guests causing chaos.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and participating in epic cake-eating contests. Our server is also home to the rarest mob of all – the Disco Sheep, who will boogie down with you whenever you need a dance break.

    But beware, our server is guarded by a team of fearless warrior bunnies who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. So come on over and join the madness – we promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 76

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • /The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General Minecraft SMP #270/

    /The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General Minecraft SMP #270/
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us at /calg/ – The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General #270, where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Andy and Leyley were the original creators of this server, but they mysteriously disappeared, leaving behind a trail of epic loot and hidden secrets. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind their disappearance? Or will you just build a giant statue of a potato in their honor? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy guides, major spoilers, and achievements that will make your head spin. Want to know the best routes and subroutes? We got you covered. Need help finding all the stars? We have a guide for that too. And if you ever get stuck, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough for all the tips and tricks you need.

    Oh, and did we mention the upcoming chapter called Decay? Chapter 3A and 4 are confirmed to be DECAY. It’s going to be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane gameplay and story transitions that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at /calg/ and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Andy and Leyley, or you might just end up building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing Moogles appear out of nowhere, offering you a treasure trove of goodies. Or how about attending an in-game Halloween party where the mobs are dressed up as Fall Guys characters? And don’t even get us started on the meetups – from shared FATE meetups with Marilith to Golem Alts Meetup at the Goblet, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a secret underground rave party hosted by Endermen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • The Archive Minecraft SMP

    The Archive Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and help us archive everything before it’s too late! The internet is getting purged by mysterious forces and soon all that will be left is Google and Joomedia propaganda. We need brave players to help us save the truth and preserve it in our virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure before it’s game over for the truth!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Towns Built: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Snack Attack Minecraft Server

    Snack Attack Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as refreshing as cucumbers with lime and tajin? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual snack attack for your gaming taste buds! Join us for a wild ride where you can build, mine, and explore while snacking on the most outrageous virtual treats. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s snack our way to victory!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Chimeras Created: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet

    Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet
    Are you tired of being a nervous wreck around women in Minecraft? Join our SMP and watch your social anxiety melt away like a creeper in the sun! Our server is filled with magical potions that will boost your confidence to levels you never thought possible. Say goodbye to awkward interactions and hello to smooth pick-up lines that will make any Minecraft maiden swoon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Casanova of our server – join now and start slaying both mobs and hearts!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Anime Girls Minecraft Server

    Anime Girls Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime girl paradise! Imagine building your dream castle while being surrounded by kawaii anime girls who will cheer you on and give you virtual hugs. But that’s not all – our server has a secret potion that turns all your enemies into cute chibi versions of themselves! Join now for a chance to be the ultimate senpai in this wacky and whimsical world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the anime girl adventures begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 3638
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Void Gems Collected: 28
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Falling into the Void: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Towns Built: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP

    Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos of love triangles and drama! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of relationships in a blocky world where anything can happen.

    Have you ever had someone steal your Minecraft crush right from under your pixelated nose? Well, now is your chance to get revenge and steal someone else’s virtual bae! Our server is the perfect place to plot, scheme, and maybe even find true love (or at least a good trolling opportunity).

    From secret rendezvous in hidden caves to epic battles over who gets to date the Ender Dragon, our community is always buzzing with excitement. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of /FurNTR/ Minecraft edition!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5932 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Divine Spears Created: 24

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being saved by none other than Vladimir Putin himself! Yes, you heard that right. One day, I was mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers surrounded me. Just as I thought it was all over, Putin swooped in on a majestic bear, wielding a diamond sword and shouting, “Not today, my comrade!” He single-handedly defeated the creepers and saved me from certain doom. If that’s not a reason to join our server, I don’t know what is! So come on in and see what other crazy adventures await you. Who knows, maybe Putin will save you too!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher

    Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher
    Get ready to cast your vote in the craziest election event ever seen on this Minecraft SMP! Will it be the chicken who promises free seeds for all? Or maybe the creeper who promises to blow up all your problems? The competition is fierce and the drama is even fiercer!

    Join now to witness the chaos unfold as players campaign, debate, and maybe even resort to some sneaky tactics to win the coveted title of Mayor. And who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a scandal or two along the way!

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the wild world of politics on our Minecraft SMP. Who will take home the strap at ElectionMania? Only time will tell!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy slaying Ender Dragons and building epic castles!

    Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with Petra Gurin herself, or go on a redstone adventure with Elira Pendora! Need some backup in a PvP battle? Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have got your back!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino go head-to-head in a build battle? Or watch Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta team up to take down the Wither? Only on our server, folks!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even catch MariaMari0nette and AsterArcadia performing a duet in the virtual Minecraft concert hall! Don’t miss out on all the craziness and fun – join our server now and let the shenanigans begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP

    MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to witness the craziest shenanigans this side of the blocky universe. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves, and even organizing elaborate pranks involving TNT and chickens.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted access to the mystical realm of unlimited resources and enchanted gear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of infinite possibilities and absolute chaos!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 188 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old armor sets? Well, look no further because our server has the most iconic western armor from the newest release! And if you can’t name them, don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to battle a herd of wild cows to earn the armor pieces! Trust us, it’s udderly hilarious. So saddle up and join us for a wild west adventure like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Runes Activated: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 426 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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