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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 2725 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Our server is filled with hilarious characters and wacky adventures. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where players ride pigs like they’re racing in the Kentucky Derby. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.
But the best part? We don’t tolerate any entitled behavior here. If you try to boss people around or act like you’re better than everyone else, you’ll be banished to the Nether faster than you can say “diamond sword.”
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only entitlement you’ll find is the entitlement to have a good time!