EnterCraft

application, collaboration, Community, Content Creation, Discord, EnterCraft, games, Ip:, Minecraft Version, multiplayer, Nether Hub, Online Community, online friends, online streaming, Server, smp, Spawn, Streamers, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	8649
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Entercraft SMP! We are an SMP looking for *Streamers only* to help each other grow, connect, and make content together! We don’t care about the number of followers or subscribers you have, we are just looking to make a community for people to work together on their streaming journey! The server is a plain, simple server with plans to make a nether hub to connect everyone’s homes, and a place to convene at spawn, and we are always open to suggestions on things you’d like to see in the Discord. If you’re looking to make some online friends to stream with and play games with, you’ve absolutely found the right server 🙂 Please fill out the application below to apply to EnterCraft SMP for some fun! If you are accepted, we will add you in to our Discord with the IP to the server and the Minecraft version. Thank you so much, and I can’t wait to meet you all! APPLY HERE! https://forms.gle/hYahGpa4jJpgQ9o29

CheesyCraft Redux

Archived Worlds, bloat, CheesyCraft, Coreprotect, Crates, Custom Features, Development, Discord, GentlemanCheesy, Griefprevention, image gallery, Mankdk, Programmed, PvE, quality of life, redux, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, SilvaBirb, Squaremap, Survival, TEXTURED, United States East Coast

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3348
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
New Chunks Explored:	654466	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

CheesyCraft Server Overview

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.birdflop.com
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival] [PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is a server project that is in development. We are looking for players who enjoy playing survival and would be willing to try out the custom features. Our content is programmed and textured by myself & community members and tailored to fit the Minecraft setting. The server has a variety of quality-of-life commands/plugins. We try to avoid throwing unnecessary bloat in your face like crates, resold assets/cosmetics, etc. *Quality over quantity.* We hope to see you soon, cheers!
Plugins	[GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [squaremap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply use the server address: cheesycraft.birdflop.com

2. What version of Minecraft is required to play on the server?

The server is running on version 1.21.4 of Minecraft.

3. Is PvP allowed on the server?

No, the server gameplay is focused on Survival and PvE (Player vs Environment).

4. Are there any rules or guidelines for players on the server?

Yes, the server has rules in place to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules are usually outlined in the server’s Discord or website.

5. Can I explore additional worlds on the server?

Yes, there are additional worlds available on the server for players to explore, such as Archived Worlds and Resource Worlds.

Brownie Yogurt Mix 1.21.2

1.21.2, brownie, combination, creamy, Creative, Culinary Creativity, decadent, DELICIOUS, dessert, Experiment, Food, homemade, Indulgent, Mix, recipe, Rich, snack, SWEET, Tasty, Treat, Unique, yogurt

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Love Letters Sent:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Yo bro, this server is like mixing brownies into yogurt – totally random and unexpected but strangely satisfying! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that’s as mixed up as that brownie yogurt combo. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join us now!

Stepchild Showdown

blended family, building relationships, child from previous relationship, co parenting, Communication Issues, coping with stress, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, family integration, family responsibilities, Financial goals, financial independence, long-term planning, navigating change, parenting challenges, personal growth, prioritizing needs, relationship dynamics, setting boundaries, showdown, step-parenting, stepchild

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, twists, and turns just like this crazy relationship story!

Just like this poster’s partner expecting them to be 100% in on their new family dynamic, we expect our players to be 100% in on the fun and chaos of our server. No half-hearted mining here, folks!

And just like this poster’s partner blaming them for not caring sooner, we’ll blame you if you don’t join our server and experience all the wackiness it has to offer. Don’t let us down like this partner did!

So come on over to our server and experience the rollercoaster of emotions, just like this poster is experiencing. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between being 100% in or 100% out – but in this case, you’ll definitely want to be 100% in for all the fun!

CraftyLove: Swipe Right for Creepers!

bad dating tips, CraftyLove, CREEPERS, dating blunders, dating disasters, dating donts, dating fails, dating faux pas, dating misconceptions, dating mistakes, dating myths, dating no-nos, dating pitfalls, dating red flags, dating tips, harmful dating advice, relationship advice, relationship blunders, relationship mistakes, relationship pitfalls, swipe, worst dating advice

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4529	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your blocky soulmate! Our players have a 99% success rate in finding love, with one player even getting married in-game and having a creeper-themed wedding! Join now and let the pixels of love guide you to your perfect match. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?

NoCoords Legacy

Anarchy, boats, Bridges, building, end crystal, Exploring, Highways, Horses, Infrastructure, Legacy, Minecarts, Minecraft, Mods, nether roof, Nocoords, nostalgic, paths, PvP, semi anarchy, Server, void damage

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

NoCoords Legacy

IP Address	nclegacy.net
Community Discord	Community Discord

NoCoords Legacy is a No Cheat Anarchy server with modifications to provide a nostalgic experience similar to older versions of Minecraft. Modifications include disabling Elytra, bed/crystal damage, phantom spawning, and enabling Nether roof void damage. Basic rules include no cheating, exploiting, bigotry, or doxxing/harassment.

Modifications:

Elytra are disabled.
Bed/Crystal damage is disabled.
Phantom spawning is disabled.
Nether roof void damage is enabled.

Basic Rules:

No Cheating.
No Exploiting.
No Bigotry.
No Doxxing/Harassment.

Hope to see you all there!

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: While some mods are allowed, we strictly enforce no cheating or exploiting. Please check with staff before using any mods.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building?

A: We encourage players to build structures and infrastructure creatively, but please do not grief or destroy other players’ builds.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by contacting staff on our Discord server or through in-game chat if a staff member is online.

Wishful Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Contentment, fortune, Happiness, hazy, optimism, Peace of mind, positivity, Safety, satisfaction, Threads, three wishes, try again, uncertainty, well-being, wish fulfillment, wish list, wishful, Wishful thinking

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have a server for you!

Join this server and your wishes will come true! Well, maybe not all of them, but at least two out of three ain’t bad, right?

We’ve got a magic eight ball that will give you all the answers you need. Just ask a question and see what fate has in store for you!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

ExWifeCancerGriefMCServer

blended family, Cancer, Communication, compassion, coping with loss, Decision making, Divorce, Emotional support, ex wife, ExWifeCancerGriefMCServer, family dynamics, Family Support, Grieving Process, holiday plans, moral dilemma, parental responsibilities, parenting, Priorities, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, terminal illness

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Secret Passages Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5879	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Towns Built:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player reveals they’re actually in their 60’s and their ex has terminal cancer! And that’s just the beginning of the crazy stories you’ll encounter on our server.

Join now for a chance to witness family drama, secret illnesses, and questionable holiday plans. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

BusSeatBrawlMC

#breastfeeding, AITAH, baby, bus seat, BusSeatBrawlMC, Cane, cry it out, Driving, Father, football accident, injury, Knee, Men, mom, postpartum, screaming, sexist, Sleep, tired, WOMAN, Women

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Animals Bred:	63
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who understand the struggles of everyday life! Need a break from entitled moms on the bus? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is treated equally – even if you can’t stand up to give your seat to a breastfeeding mom!

Join us for some virtual adventures and leave the real world behind. No judgment here, just pure fun and excitement. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling monsters in the virtual world? So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride. And remember, on our server, everyone is welcome – no matter how many hours of sleep you’ve had or how many kids you have!

EuroCraft Summit: Trump-Putin Strain

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., current events, Diplomacy, emergency summit, EuroCraft, European leaders, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, nato, peace negotiations, Politics, security concerns, Strain, strained ties., summit, summit meeting, Trump-Putin call, TrumpPutin, Ukraine, world leaders

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

lol u kno wat u shud do instead of watchin dat boring stuff on tv?? join dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, even european leaders r holdin emergency summits on it!! yea u heard dat right, trump n putin r callin each other just to play on dis server cuz it’s soooooo good. like u gotta join now or else u gonna miss out on all da crazy action. plus, u can build ur own empire n rule over all da other players. so wat r u waitin for?? join now n be a part of dis historic moment in minecraft history!!!

ChipCraft: The Oil of Tomorrow

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, ChipCraft, Computer Hardware, data processing, Demand, digital transformation, electronics, global economy, innovation, integrated circuits, Manufacturing, microchips, new oil, Oil, Semiconductor chips, semiconductor industry, silicon wafers, supply chain, tech industry, Technology, Tomorrow

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT SEMICONDUCTOR CHIPS LIKE THEYRE THE NEW OIL OR SOMETHING. YEAH, WE DONT HAVE OIL BUT WHO NEEDS IT WHEN YOU GOT CHIPS, AMIRITE?

ONCE, A PLAYER FOUND A SEMICONDUCTOR CHIP AND IT GAVE THEM SUPERPOWERS. NOW THEY CAN FLY AROUND THE SERVER AND TURN CREEPERS INTO KITTENS. TRUE STORY, BRO.

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN CHIPS AND CREATE A ROBOT ARMY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. OR JUST MINECRAFT, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT.

JOIN US FOR THE CRAZIEST, CHIP-TASTIC ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE VIRTUAL DORITOS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS. YOLO, AMIRITE?

Zero Carbon Fun Land

1.5°C pathways, carbon, carbon dioxide removal, cdr, decarbonised sectors, Failure, Fun, hard-to-abate emissions, Land, misallocating, net zero

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Items Found:	3956	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Emeralds Found:	9535
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Votes:	7405
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Runes Activated:	0

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we use carbon dioxide removal (CDR) to decarbonize stuff and make everything net zero! We got pathways and emissions and all dat fancy science stuff.

But watch out, cuz if we misallocate dat CDR, we gonna fail and not reach 1.5°C. So come on, join da madness and help us save da world in da most ridiculous way possible!

We got crazy stories, insane adventures, and lots of mispellings to keep you entertained. So what you waiting for? Join now and be a part of dis wacky Minecraft server like no other!

The Eternal Region

Anti-Griefing, BATS, community-driven, Competition, cooperation, Economy, Enderman Grief, ETERNAL, LIMITED, Mature, Melody Hunt, membranes, permit system, Region, Resources, shulker shells, smp, survival island, Tweaks, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelisted, world border

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mines Excavated:	4752	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

The Eternal Region [SMP]
Looking for a fresh, engaging, and truly community-driven Minecraft experience? The Eternal Region is a whitelisted 16+ vanilla survival server with a few quality-of-life improvements, designed for mature players who love the game and want to build lasting friendships.
Invite Link	https://discord.gg/9gJGaEpnKG
What Makes Us Different?
A True Survival Challenge – We started just 3 days ago, meaning you have the rare chance to grow with us from the very beginning. Resources are limited as our world border started at 1000 blocks wide and expands by 250 blocks daily—encouraging creativity, competition, and cooperation. Survival Island Spawn – Work together with the community to thrive on our starting island, or venture out to find your own. Vanilla with Quality-of-Life Tweaks – We keep the core Minecraft experience intact while offering small but meaningful improvements, including: No Phantom’s (bats drop membranes instead!) Anti-Enderman Grief (protect your builds from random chaos) Double Shulker Shells
A True Community Experience – The End is currently locked, waiting for a future community event to conquer it together. Meanwhile, the Nether is open, waiting for brave explorers! Simple Voice Chat – No need for Discord! Connect and communicate seamlessly with proximity-based voice chat. Anti-Griefing Measures – We have an instant rollback system to remove griefers from existence (well, their blocks at least). So, trolls only waste their time, not yours! Hermitcraft-Inspired Economy – We’re considering a permit-style system for shops, making for a more balanced and rewarding trading experience. Community-Driven Future – Every major update and change is decided by our players through community polls. Your voice matters here!
Apply to Join!	We’re a small but growing group of players looking for others who want to invest their time, build something incredible, and enjoy Minecraft with good company. But before you apply, make sure you read the rules carefully—you might just miss something important! Think you have what it takes to be part of The Eternal Region? Apply today and start your next great adventure!
Our latest event was the Melody Hunt!

FAQ

How do I join The Eternal Region?

To join The Eternal Region, visit the Discord invite link provided above and follow the application process specified in the server’s rules.

What makes The Eternal Region different from other Minecraft servers?

The Eternal Region offers a true survival challenge with limited resources, a starting island spawn, and quality-of-life tweaks to enhance the vanilla experience. Additionally, the server promotes community engagement through events and player-driven decisions.

Is there an age requirement to join The Eternal Region?

Yes, The Eternal Region is a whitelisted server for players aged 16 and older.

Are there any anti-griefing measures in place on the server?

Yes, The Eternal Region has an instant rollback system to remove griefers’ blocks and prevent them from causing further damage to players’ builds.

Can I participate in community events on The Eternal Region?

Yes, The Eternal Region hosts community events like the recent Melody Hunt, where players can come together to conquer challenges and enjoy the game as a group.

CelebCraft Voice Chad 1.20

Allure, attraction, Bitches, CelebCraft, Celebrity, Chad, Chad voice, charisma, Charm, Confidence, deep voice, desire, influence, magnetism, Masculinity, power, seduction, sex appeal, soaking wet, swagger, vocal attractiveness, VOICE, voice modulation

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Crops Grown:	3639	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out if having a deep Chad voice will make all the e-girls swoon for you like they do for celebrities!

We have pixelated babes waiting to be impressed by your vocal cords of steel!

Become the ultimate Minecraft heartthrob and make all the other players jealous of your seductive tones!

Who needs real-life fame when you can have virtual adoration from all the e-girls on our server?

Join now and see if your voice can make the pixels quiver with desire!

EuroArmy Minecraft Server

army of Europe, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EuroArmy, european defense, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, regional stability, Russian threats, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, Volodymyr Zelensky

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	New Chunks Explored:	839855
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6576	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have created an ‘army of Europe’ to face off against all the crazy Russian threats! Volodymyr Zelensky himself is a regular player and he’s always leading us into battle with his epic speeches and dance moves.

we have insane battles with giant Russian bears and vodka-spitting creepers, but don’t worry, we have plenty of Ukrainian dumplings to keep you fueled up for the fight.

join us and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history! Who needs diamonds when you have the power of Europe on your side? Let’s show those Russians who’s boss!

ParkourPanic: Save the Workers!

budget cuts, employment, Federal employees, government agencies, job cuts, job dismissals, Job Displacement, job eliminations, job firings, job layoffs, job loss, job reductions, Job Termination, job terminations, Layoffs, National Park Service, ParkourPanic, Save, US Forest Service, workers, workforce reduction

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Animals Bred:	78
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Crops Grown:	3067
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the us forest service and national park service are teaming up to fire thousands of workers!!! why, you ask? because we need more space for our epic virtual forests and parks, DUH. plus, who needs real jobs when you can mine for diamonds and fight creepers all day long? join now for a chance to be the last one standing in our epic battle royale arena, where the winner gets to be the new park ranger of our virtual world. trust us, it’s gonna be LIT. #unemploymentwho #minecraftforever #savethetreesbutnotthejobs