English Players Love Holding Back Minecraft SMP

BIAS, Coaching, Competition, Decision making, English, English players, football, hold back, Holding, love, loyalty, mindset, Minecraft, national pride, Passion, Performance, player preference, Players, skill, smp, Soccer, sports, strategy, talent, team selection

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild players out there!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the English players and the rest of the world. Will they be able to conquer the server with their impeccable grammar and tea-drinking skills? Or will the other players rise up and show them who’s boss?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine the chaos and sugar-induced madness that will ensue!

So come on, join us and be a part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with this crazy bunch of players!

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Items Found:	8453
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4723
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	813	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Players Killed by Monsters:	8330
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	68	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ores Mined:	8368	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Votes:	6168	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	9227	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	31981	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Runes Activated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	416	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	7747	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	44	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	197
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!

Fujos Ship Minecraft 1.21

Anime, bl, eugeo, FANART, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, fictional characters, fujos, kirito, longsword, love, Minecraft, Obsession, otp, relationships, Ship, shipping, shipping wars, sword art online, yaoi, yaoi ships

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8646	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Join our Minecraft server and ship Eugeo and Kirito all over again because who needs logic and reason when you can have virtual romance between a dead guy and a straight dude with a longsword?

We’ve got pixelated love triangles, drama, and more fujos than you can shake a blocky stick at.

Come witness the chaotic shipping wars unfold as players fight over who should end up with Kirito in this twisted, nonsensical world of Minecraft romance.

Forget reality, come live in a fantasy where anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Join now and dive into the madness of shipping Eugeo and Kirito for reasons that defy all logic and common sense.