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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 6036 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 5909 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the English players and the rest of the world. Will they be able to conquer the server with their impeccable grammar and tea-drinking skills? Or will the other players rise up and show them who’s boss?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine the chaos and sugar-induced madness that will ensue!
So come on, join us and be a part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with this crazy bunch of players!