English Players Love Holding Back Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild players out there!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the English players and the rest of the world. Will they be able to conquer the server with their impeccable grammar and tea-drinking skills? Or will the other players rise up and show them who’s boss?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine the chaos and sugar-induced madness that will ensue!

So come on, join us and be a part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with this crazy bunch of players!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	111	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Minecraft Creeper Fan Club

bug tracker, club, creeper, d2g, Datdota, Dota 2 General, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, Fan, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, Minecraft, News, News & Streams, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, smp, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, team liquid, Updates, Wiki

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Team Liquid on top of the world in Dota 2, and that’s basically like having the Avengers in your server.

We have information and guides that will blow your mind, like lore that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Need statistics? We’ve got you covered with websites that will track your every move in-game.

But wait, there’s more! We have news and streams that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a Minecraft version of Team Liquid dominating the server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Potions Brewed:	29
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

FamFirstOverBestiesVaca

FamFirstOverBestiesVaca, family bonding, Family commitments, family communication, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family illness, family love, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family traditions, family unity, family vacation, Family Values, friend bonding, friend commitments, friend communication, friend conflicts, friend expectations, friend loyalty, friend relationships, friend support, friend trip, friend values, prioritizing family, quality time, sister with MS

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of real-life conflicts about family time and priorities? Well, look no further! On our server, you can escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken coop.

Imagine a world where your sister’s MS diagnosis doesn’t exist and your brother’s kids’ spring break plans are just a distant memory. Instead, you can focus on crafting the perfect diamond sword and battling creepers with your virtual family.

But wait, there’s more! Join us on this server and experience the thrill of planning virtual trips with your friends, without the stress of conflicting schedules. Who needs real-life getaways when you can explore endless virtual worlds with your pals?

So, why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all your real-life family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, in this world, the only thing you need to prioritize is having fun.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RedFlagIgnoreCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Ignore all the red flags and join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They were so amazed by the madness that they never wanted to leave! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Ignore all the red flags and embrace the chaos! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Lignin Defense Craft

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So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so epic that even plants are getting in on the action? Well, let me tell you about this server that is so lit, even GhMYB3D5 is promoting defense-induced lignin accumulation!

Like, imagine building your own fortress while also helping plants grow and defend themselves. It’s like being a superhero for nature, but in Minecraft form. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where even the plants are getting in on the fun?

So come join us on this wild ride of a server where you can be a plant-loving warrior and build the most epic structures you can imagine. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

GoatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival, survival multiplayer factions creative skyblock minigames economy roleplay pvp adventure towny pixelmon prison factions vanilla modded tekkit technic feed the beast hexxit

[1.21.1] GoatSMP is one of the most fun smps in the world with the most customized plugins! We have added custom origins for the most unique play experience.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Gods Slained:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9892
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Disastrous Fall Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! We guarantee that you will never experience a more disastrous fall than ddfag, because on our server, the falls are so epic they’ll make you question your entire existence.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures that will make you pee your pants in fear. Our server is so intense that even the bravest players have been known to run away screaming like little babies.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine, and mysterious portals that will transport you to alternate dimensions where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most chaotic, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, you can’t beat ddfag’s fall, but you can certainly try!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Buildings Constructed:	48
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Browns Are Ruining Technology Minecraft SMP

Browns, computer glitches, computer issues, digital dilemmas, digital disruptions, hardware defects, hardware malfunctions, innovation obstacles, IT challenges, IT problems, long tail, Minecraft, negative impact, Ruining, ruining technology, smp, software bugs, software problems, system failures, tech issues, tech troubles, technological issues, technological setbacks, Technology

Are you tired of those pesky browns ruining all your high-tech gadgets and gizmos? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict anti-brown policy! No more brown blocks messing up your redstone contraptions or brown sheep eating all your crops. Join us and say goodbye to the tyranny of the browns!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and summon armies of feathered warriors to do its bidding. Will you be able to tame this mighty fowl and harness its incredible powers for your own gain?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the endless ocean of Minecraft? That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be riding on the shell of a massive reptile as it navigates the treacherous waters of the blocky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the browns are kept at bay, chickens reign supreme, and turtles are your trusty steeds. See you in game!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TV Troubles Minecraft Server

aita, autism, bedtime routine, Blame, broken TV, children, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict, discipline, discipline techniques, Frustration, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Son, supervision, troubles, water damage

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant statue of a creeper that accidentally blew up half the server! Or the time a group of players tried to ride pigs off a cliff, thinking they could fly like in the game.

But that’s not all – our server is so addictive, even a toddler with a spray bottle couldn’t tear themselves away! Just like how one player’s son went on a rampage, spraying water all over their TV while they were busy putting their other kids to bed. Talk about a waterlogged TV drama!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like broken TVs, angry boyfriends, and streaky screens. It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magic Items Found:	8182	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BabyBlockBully

baby names, BabyBlockBully, BLACKPINK, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Disrespect, Drama, emotional, friendship, Kpop, Lisa, Motherhood, Opinions, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Self Respect, Support, VALUES

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where we have more drama than a kpop fan feud!

We have a player named Stephen who is obsessed with a virtual Lisa from BlackPink, and he’s causing more chaos than a creeper explosion. But don’t worry, our pregnant player is ready to kick him out faster than you can say “redstone.”

Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even naming your in-game baby can lead to a showdown. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being constantly harassed by mobs in Minecraft just because you’re too good-looking for your own good? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience a world where being attractive actually works in your favor – mobs will be too busy admiring your beauty to attack you! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon has a crush on anyone with a high level of attractiveness, so you might just win the game by being too good-looking. So come on, join us and show off your stunning looks in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Void Gems Collected:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NightmareCraft

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Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Or had a run-in with a zombie horde that just wouldn’t quit? Well, fear no more because on our server, we guarantee that the only thing you’ll be running from is laughter! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the fun begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CUBEVILLE – Vanilla 1.5.2 Minecraft Server

Discord, Islands, Limited World, logs, Minecraft, Ocean, Plugins, rules, Server, Vanilla

A pure vanilla server with a minimal set of plugins.

The world is limited to 2500 blocks in each direction, as well as a bunch of small islands and a giant ocean.

Each player has access to logs `/co i`

P.s. Before you come in, please read the rules, they are available on Discord.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mines Excavated:	2128	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LuckyGem: The Server Where Diamonds Are So Last Season! Join Now for a Gem-tastic Adventure!

active community, Adventure, apply, awesome builds, Build Competitions, Community, Diamond Economy, diamonds, Discord, Donations, Friendly, Gemtastic, Join, Land Claim, LuckyGem, Mature Community, nether tunnel highways, No Economy, no teleporting, player-built, responsive staff, Season, Server, smp, Staff Team, trusted community, Uhc, weekly competitions, weekly events, Whitelisted

LuckyGem SMP Overview:

Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.21
Plugins	None
Whitelisted	Yes
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you must apply via our Discord. Click the link above to join.
Are there any game altering plugins?	No, we do not use any game altering plugins on our server.
Is teleportation allowed?	There is no teleporting plugin. You can travel by foot or use the nether tunnel highways for faster travel.
Is there an economy plugin?	No, we do not have an economy plugin. You can claim a stall and participate in a trust-based diamond economy.
Is there a land claim plugin?	No, you can simply find a free spot, mark it out, and start building.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Cocky Trans Minecraft Server

acceptance, Cock, Cocky, consequences, dignity, discrimination, gender, Identity, LGBTQ, Lust, Minecraft, personal choices, relationships, Respect, self destruction, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-destructive behavior, Server, Sexuality, shame, society, Trans, Transgender

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually care about your personal life choices? Well, look no further! Join our server where being trans and lusting after cock is not only accepted, but encouraged!

We have a special TNT event where you can blow up your entire life in a virtual world and still come out on top. Who needs respect or dignity when you can have a blast (literally) with your fellow players?

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Alien Abductions:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Celebrity Minecraft SMP Board

4chan, Anonymity, Board, browsing habits, Celebrities, Celebrity, celebrity culture, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity privacy, famous internet users, famous people, internet anonymity, internet rumors, internet speculation, Internet Theory, Minecraft, online activity, online anonymity, online forums, online presence, smp, social media, Taylor Swift

So, picture this: a Minecraft SMP where all the players are secretly famous celebrities! That’s right, we’ve got Taylor Swift building a mansion next to Elon Musk’s redstone contraption extravaganza. And guess what? They all browse 4chan! Can you imagine the chaos that ensues when Kanye West starts a prank war with Jeff Bezos? Join our server for a chance to rub virtual elbows with the rich and famous, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets along the way. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Bill Gates and Beyoncé are plotting world domination through pixelated blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.