Thank You! 🇬🇧

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more tea and crumpets than you can shake a stick at, and our players are as polite as can be (except when they’re stealing your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who’s been terrorizing our virtual land with his bad breath and terrible fashion sense. Or team up with your fellow players to build the most magnificent castle the world has ever seen – complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who’s been known to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. So keep your wits about you and your pickaxe at the ready!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to shout “Thank You” whenever someone mentions England – it’s the law around here! 🎩🎮🇬🇧

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Animals Bred: 109 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
Potions Brewed: 32 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • BlockBlast Minecraft Server

    BlockBlast Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the whole dang universe! We got more explosions than Hezbollah’s top commanders in Israel, y’all! Join us for some crazy fun and watch out for them airstrikes, cuz you never know when a creeper might come blowin’ up your base! Trust me, it’s a blast! So come on down and join the madness, it’s gonna be a real bang!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Runes Activated: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Zombie Dances: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Falling into the Void: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ZelenskysVictoryPlan

    ZelenskysVictoryPlan
    u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better buckle up cuz this server is like no other. we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls. so u can build ur dream castle without any interruptions.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is actually a portal to another dimension? yea, u heard me right. once u step foot in our server, u’ll be transported to a land filled with candy mountains and talking trees. it’s like a dream come true, but better.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 124 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Arconia Murder Mayhem Server

    Arconia Murder Mayhem Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis server, it’s like the Arconia building but wit no murders, just pure fun and craziness! our homicide rate is like 2000 per 100,000, but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so u ain’t gonna die for real, just ya Minecraft character lol. we got more action than Colima, Mexico, and that’s sayin’ a lot! come join da madness and let’s build some epic stuff together!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1382 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Runes Activated: 4
    Magic Items Found: 4659 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Dimension Hops: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants

    Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants
    so like, u know how some peeps think they can cure ADHD with like, fancy antioxidant therapy? well, turns out, a bunch of smart peeps did a big review and found NO PROOF that it actually works! like, mind blown, right? so, if u wanna join our epic Minecraft server, u can leave all that bogus therapy behind and just have a blast building and exploring with us! who needs fancy treatments when u have blocky adventures waiting for u, amirite?! come join us and leave the antioxidants at the door, cuz we’re all about that pixelated life, baby!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 483 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • STARKSteal

    STARKSteal

    The most fun and exciting new LifeSteal SMP called STARKSteal SMP just started.

    Non P2W | Fully Grind | Custom Items | Warps | Votes | Chat Games | Rewards from Mobs | Pick-up Spawners and so much more!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 6870 Star Shards Collected: 280
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8175 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NewERA

    NewERA

    We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

    With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

    Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 42609 Emeralds Found: 5345
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

    No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

    You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

    The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Eternity SMP [SMP]

    Server Address eternitysmp.net
    Version 1.18 – 1.21.1

    About Us:

    Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

    Features:

    • Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
    • Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
    • Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
    • Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
    • Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
    • Land Claims: Protect your builds
    • Teams: Collaborate with other players

    Server Rules:

    1. Respect others’ builds and property
    2. No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
    3. Build 500+ blocks from spawn
    4. Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
    5. Optimize farms for server performance
    6. PvP only in designated areas
    7. Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
    8. No exploits or unauthorized mods
    9. Follow item/mob farm regulations
    10. Help new players; don’t scam
    11. Use common sense

    Join Our Community:

    We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

    Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Farms Harvested: 883
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 5523
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Dimension Hops: 12 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Dragon Eggs Found: 705

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Star Shards Collected: 89
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Void Gems Collected: 25
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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