Thank You! 🇬🇧

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more tea and crumpets than you can shake a stick at, and our players are as polite as can be (except when they’re stealing your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who’s been terrorizing our virtual land with his bad breath and terrible fashion sense. Or team up with your fellow players to build the most magnificent castle the world has ever seen – complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who’s been known to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. So keep your wits about you and your pickaxe at the ready!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to shout “Thank You” whenever someone mentions England – it’s the law around here! 🎩🎮🇬🇧

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Arconia Murder Mayhem Server

    Arconia Murder Mayhem Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis server, it’s like the Arconia building but wit no murders, just pure fun and craziness! our homicide rate is like 2000 per 100,000, but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so u ain’t gonna die for real, just ya Minecraft character lol. we got more action than Colima, Mexico, and that’s sayin’ a lot! come join da madness and let’s build some epic stuff together!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants

    Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants
    so like, u know how some peeps think they can cure ADHD with like, fancy antioxidant therapy? well, turns out, a bunch of smart peeps did a big review and found NO PROOF that it actually works! like, mind blown, right? so, if u wanna join our epic Minecraft server, u can leave all that bogus therapy behind and just have a blast building and exploring with us! who needs fancy treatments when u have blocky adventures waiting for u, amirite?! come join us and leave the antioxidants at the door, cuz we’re all about that pixelated life, baby!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 New Chunks Explored: 904396
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • STARKSteal

    STARKSteal

    The most fun and exciting new LifeSteal SMP called STARKSteal SMP just started.

    Non P2W | Fully Grind | Custom Items | Warps | Votes | Chat Games | Rewards from Mobs | Pick-up Spawners and so much more!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • NewERA

    NewERA

    We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

    With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

    Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
    Animals Bred: 179 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

    No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

    You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

    The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Ores Mined: 4155 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Eternity SMP [SMP]

    Server Address eternitysmp.net
    Version 1.18 – 1.21.1

    About Us:

    Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

    Features:

    • Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
    • Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
    • Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
    • Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
    • Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
    • Land Claims: Protect your builds
    • Teams: Collaborate with other players

    Server Rules:

    1. Respect others’ builds and property
    2. No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
    3. Build 500+ blocks from spawn
    4. Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
    5. Optimize farms for server performance
    6. PvP only in designated areas
    7. Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
    8. No exploits or unauthorized mods
    9. Follow item/mob farm regulations
    10. Help new players; don’t scam
    11. Use common sense

    Join Our Community:

    We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

    Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 48
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Farms Harvested: 317 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Falling into the Void: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Farms Harvested: 829
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Falling into the Void: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Mythical Swords Crafted: 80
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Runes Activated: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Crops Grown: 7952
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 154
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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