EnerGizerMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Ex’s Minecraft Server – Still Not Deleted

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your gaming experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted with a community of players who all have one thing in common – they still have their ex’s sex tapes saved on their computers! That’s right, we’re not afraid to get a little scandalous here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons that can only be unlocked by reciting your ex’s name backwards while doing the Macarena dance in real life. It’s a challenge, but the rewards are totally worth it!

So why wait? Join our server today and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just don’t forget to clear your browsing history before logging on…

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	48
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Trans Code Minecraft SMP

Code, coding, coding beginner, coding career, coding community, coding education, coding for beginners, coding help, coding journey, coding resources, coding skills, coding support, coding tips, coding tutorials, LGBTQ, Minecraft, programming, smp, Software Development, Technology, Trans, Transgender, transgender coder, transgender in tech

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the trans gamers out there who also want to learn how to code! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow sheep, flying pigs, and secret underground lairs where you can practice your coding skills in peace. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a legendary dragon who only speaks in binary code – perfect for all you tech-savvy trans folks out there! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner coder shine!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

UncleGriefer420

business partners, Comatose, consequences, deathbed, difficult decisions, disagreement, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, Father, final goodbye, forgiveness, grudges, last chance, reconciliation, regret, Resentment, stubbornness, uncle, UncleGriefer420

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server! Let me tell you a wild story to convince you to join us.

So, imagine this: you’re living with your elderly father, right? And your uncle, who used to be in business with your dad, totally screwed him over. They had a falling out over a house purchase, and now they don’t talk at all. Your dad’s on his deathbed, and your uncle suddenly wants to show up and act all remorseful. But you’re not having it – you call him out on his BS and refuse to let him see your dad.

But hey, that’s just the drama in real life – on our server, things are way more fun! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s just as wild as this story. Plus, we promise no family feuds or comatose dads here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

HireMe4Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, attitude, Communication, Dedication, employ, Employee, Experience, hire, HireMe4Minecraft, Integrity, leadership, motivation, problem solving, Professionalism, punctuality, qualifications, Reliability, Skills, smp, teamwork, top quality, work

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us if you want to work with a team of players who have survived multiple creeper explosions, battled giant spiders, and even tamed a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot.

We’re looking for players who aren’t afraid to think outside the block and build the most outrageous structures imaginable. From a giant hotdog roller coaster to a castle made entirely of cake, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?).

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only qualification is a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft, then come on down to our SMP and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SecretBlockParty

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Do you secretly love building giant statues of llamas out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Do you spend hours perfecting your underwater roller coaster with a secret entrance that only opens if you do the Macarena in real life? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server and unleash your wildest, most absurd creations without judgment! We have a secret society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly (but only on Tuesdays).

So if you’re ready to let your freak flag fly and build the most ridiculous, over-the-top structures you can imagine, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server. Just remember, what happens in our virtual world stays in our virtual world (unless you want to brag about it on social media, of course).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyRainbowLove

acceptance, civil rights, CraftyRainbowLove, cultural shift, Diversity, equality, historic moment, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, landmark decision, legalizes, LGBT rights, LGBTQ community, love wins, Marriage equality, marriage rights, progressive, same-sex marriage, social change, Southeast Asia, thailand

YOOOOO U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SO LIT, THEY MAKE U FEEL LIKE U JUST WON THE LOTTERY!

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT THAILAND LEGALIZES SAME-SEX MARRIAGE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! U CAN MARRY UR MINECRAFT BUDDY AND HAVE A WEDDING IN OUR PIXELATED CHURCH!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, WOOHOOOOO! 🎉🎉🎉

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	1294	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Flu-Free Fun Zone

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own nasal spray to protect against all the viruses, including the dreaded COVID-19! our virtual mice have tested it out and their lung virus levels dropped by 99.99%! you’ll be safe from flu, pneumonia, and any other nasty infections! build your own protective fortress and battle against the viruses in epic virtual battles! join now and save the world, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Grass Stacks Modded Server: Where Kangaroos Rule and Blocks Drool!

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Stack of Grass Season 2 Minecraft Server Overview

Player Base	Whitelisted. Preferably 18+, looking for a chill ambiance on the server.
Gameplay	Enhanced Vanilla experience with Mods. Main feature mods include: Ars Nouveau, The Graveyard, Chipped, and Mystical Agriculture.
Commands	/home, /sethome, and other teleporting commands available. Waystones are also available.
In-Game Social	Proximity voice chat for communication, emphasis on community and town building.
Server Life	Scripted Dungeons, rewards, events, and treasure chests for community engagement.

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How can I join this Minecraft server?

Please check out the discord for application and more information: https://discord.gg/kT2cqVSk2Y

2. What makes Stack of Grass different from other Minecraft servers?

Stack of Grass offers a close knit community with a focus on socialising and world building. It provides an enhanced Vanilla experience with Mods to enhance gameplay.

3. Is there an age requirement to join Stack of Grass?

Preferably 18+ players are welcomed on the server to maintain a mature and chill ambiance.

4. What are some of the main feature Mods on the server?

Main feature mods include Ars Nouveau, The Graveyard, Chipped, and Mystical Agriculture. There are also Quality of Life mods like Sophisticated Backpacks and Waystones.

5. Are there any in-game events or activities on the server?

Admins on Stack of Grass add scripted Dungeons, rewards, and events for community engagement. Players can also participate in town building and town events.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Alien Abductions:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Boss Battle Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, avoiding jobbing, battle, Boss, Character development, Combat, defeating bosses, FANTASY, final boss, isekai, jobbing, leveling up, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, plot armor, power ups, Protagonist, Server, Skills, strategies, Tips, world-building

Are you tired of getting wrecked by the final boss in isekai worlds? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can practice your boss-fighting skills without the fear of getting sent back to your boring old world!

Join us and experience a world where the final boss is a giant chicken with laser eyes and a love for disco music. But be warned, if you fail to defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your days in the server!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but guarded by a group of dancing skeletons who challenge you to a dance-off before you can claim your loot. Can you out-dance the skeletons and claim your riches?

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few dancing skeletons). See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Why Did My Wife Try To Join Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape awkward conversations like this! Our server is a safe haven for players who want to avoid uncomfortable chats with their significant others. Plus, who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures in our wacky world?

Come join us and leave your real-life problems behind! We promise you won’t have to explain why you’re spending hours on end building pixelated structures instead of spending quality time with your partner. Just blame it on creepers or something, they’ll understand. 😂🎮 #MinecraftSMPGoals #EscapeRealityWithUs

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	New Chunks Explored:	994524

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BroWedding vs. BroCeremony Minecraft Server

BroCeremony, brother’s religious ceremony, BroWedding, compromise, Cultural differences, emotional turmoil, event coordination, event scheduling, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family pressure, Financial implications, guest accommodations, Minecraft, religious beliefs, religious traditions, Server, sibling rivalry, sibling support, wedding date, wedding expenses, wedding planning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of sticking to your original plans, just like this bride-to-be! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and family feud, just like in this crazy story.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of choosing between your wedding date and your brother’s spiritual milestone – Enjoy the chaos of family drama and rifts over important life events – Witness the epic battle of “party” vs spiritual journey – Get a taste of what it’s like to be accused of being selfish for not changing your plans – Explore the world of Minecraft while questioning if you’re being too rigid or unreasonable

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that understands the struggle of balancing family expectations and personal milestones. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MommaMoveOutNoHouseNoCouch

AITAH, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, communication breakdown, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial decisions, generational differences, MommaMoveOutNoHouseNoCouch, mother-daughter dynamics, mother-daughter relationship, parental expectations, parental support, personal boundaries, personal space, RESPONSIBILITY

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without worrying about your mom selling it behind your back! Our server is a safe space where you can escape the pressures of family obligations and focus on creating the perfect blocky paradise.

Join us and never worry about your mom moving in with you unannounced because in our world, you make the rules! Build a mansion for yourself and your virtual family without any interference from meddling relatives. Plus, you won’t have to deal with aunts guilt-tripping you about not helping out your mom – they’ll be too busy mining for diamonds to bother you!

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Villages Defended:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1172
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

HeroFailsMC SMP

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Are you tired of joining boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of meeting your favorite Minecraft YouTuber, only to find out they’re actually a llama in disguise! That’s right, our server is full of wacky surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the admins hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can boogie down with the undead?

So if you’re ready for a wild and crazy adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, things may not always be what they seem, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NoDirtNoDiamonds

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! We have a rule that says you must wear a chicken costume at all times while playing. Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the chickens in our server are actually undercover spies sent by the evil cows to steal all the diamonds. Only by blending in with the chickens can you uncover their nefarious plot and save the day!

But that’s not all – we also have a rule that every player must speak only in pig Latin. It may sound silly, but trust us, it’s the only way to communicate with the ancient pig gods who control the weather in our server. If you want sunny skies and endless crops, you better start practicing your oink-ese!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the rules are made up and the adventures are out of this world. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, don’t trust the cows. They’re always up to something…

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Putin’s Slave-Owning Mafia Boss

authoritarianism, Boss, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, global leadership, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Mafia, mafia boss, Oppression, Politics, power dynamics, putin, Putins, russia, slave-owning, SlaveOwning, Statement, uk, United Kingdom, world news

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Buildings Constructed:	49