Updated November 21, 2024
Players: |
92/500 |
Uptime: |
100% |
Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: |
88 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: |
12 |
Love Letters Sent: |
6 |
Legendary Titles Earned: |
1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: |
0 |
Talking Trees Consulted: |
1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: |
2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: |
8 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: |
5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: |
2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: |
3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: |
4 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: |
3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: |
4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
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so, like, this server is, like, totally safe for kids, ya know? like, we got rid of all the potential energy so no more injuries happen, like, ever! join us and your kids will be, like, totally safe from harm, bro!
we even have a special potion that makes you invincible, like, seriously, you can’t die on this server! so come join us and live forever in minecraft land, where nothing bad ever happens, like, ever!
plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like, seriously, you won’t find this stuff anywhere else! so come join us and become the richest player in all of minecraft, bro!
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around on? yeah, it’s totally epic, so come join us and ride a dragon into battle, like a total boss!
so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the most insane minecraft server of all time, where anything is possible and nothing bad ever happens, bro!