Updated November 21, 2024
Players: |
96/800 |
Uptime: |
98% |
Rating: |
4.6 / 5 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: |
5 |
Alternate Realities Explored: |
4 |
Star Shards Collected: |
134 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: |
6 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: |
4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: |
7 |
Meteorite Armor Created: |
18 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: |
1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: |
0 |
Backwards Speech Heard: |
3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: |
2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: |
20 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: |
3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: |
3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
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so, like, this server is, like, totally safe for kids, ya know? like, we got rid of all the potential energy so no more injuries happen, like, ever! join us and your kids will be, like, totally safe from harm, bro!
we even have a special potion that makes you invincible, like, seriously, you can’t die on this server! so come join us and live forever in minecraft land, where nothing bad ever happens, like, ever!
plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like, seriously, you won’t find this stuff anywhere else! so come join us and become the richest player in all of minecraft, bro!
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around on? yeah, it’s totally epic, so come join us and ride a dragon into battle, like a total boss!
so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the most insane minecraft server of all time, where anything is possible and nothing bad ever happens, bro!