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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 5627 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Votes: | 1253 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our village is protected by a giant talking potato who shoots baked beans at any intruders. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden hot tub filled with lava that gives you a speed boost for a whole day.
So like, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time with a bunch of derpy players, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re a real hoot!