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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 1381 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our village is protected by a giant talking potato who shoots baked beans at any intruders. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden hot tub filled with lava that gives you a speed boost for a whole day.
So like, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time with a bunch of derpy players, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re a real hoot!