EndlessCraft SMP: Sex Time Limit? | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us for endless fun and chaos as we embark on ridiculous quests like building a giant chicken statue or racing pigs through a lava obstacle course.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sex Olympics” where players compete to see who can last the longest in a… unique endurance challenge. Will you be the last one standing or will you crumble under the pressure? Only one way to find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of questionable content. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5585
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty VShojo+ Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the creepers is the chat! Join us for a wild ride with VShojo and vtubers who are always up to some shenanigans. Mouse might be AFK, but don’t worry, Ari, Froggy, and Zen are here to keep you entertained with their virtual antics.

But wait, there’s more! Michi is about to drop a new lore video and debut a new outfit that will blow your mind. And who knows what other surprises are in store for you on this server. Just remember to keep things comfy and civil by ignoring the bait and reporting any trolls. And above all, be excellent to each other, because we’re all here to have a good time.

Join us on this server where Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hime, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, and Zen are waiting to play with you. From crazy adventures to epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on this Minecraft server where the fun never stops! Who needs diamonds when you have VShojo and vtubers to keep you entertained?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1143

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

/MineG/ – Minecraft SMP Gang

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs where everyone just builds cute little houses and farms? Well, look no further because THE WAR WITHIN is here to shake things up! Join our server and prepare for epic battles, treacherous betrayals, and alliances that will make your head spin.

Our community is like no other, filled with players who are ready to take on any challenge. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you in THE WAR WITHIN. And with guilds and communities that are cross-realm and cross-faction, you never know who you’ll be teaming up with next.

So why should you join THE WAR WITHIN? Because where else can you ride into battle on a giant chicken, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and tame a dragon to do your bidding? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join THE WAR WITHIN today and get ready to unleash your inner warrior!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Water Cooled Minecraft Server

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join this epic minecraft server where we don’t overheat because the human body is watercooled. yes, you heard that right. our players are so cool, they literally have water running through their veins to keep them from getting too hot.

not only that, but our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in minecraft. picture this: a unicorn riding a dragon while eating a taco. yup, that’s just a regular day on our server.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. you have to do a dance-off with a creeper to get in, but trust us, it’s worth it.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most watercooled minecraft adventure of your life.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mines Excavated:	2171
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	177
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

2P2L

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Are you looking for an awesome anarchy server? Then this is the perfect server for you!!! We got cool plugins like tpa, home, back and so much more!!!!!1 Crossplay between java and bedrock! 1.8.9 – 1.21.1 !!!! Active community!!!!! Discord server! (please join) What are you waiting for? JOIN 2P2L TODAYY!!! also don’t worry about the server being in Mexico it will run fine, no lag

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Dee SMP

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A small SMP originally made for the viewers of Deejysayshi on Twitch and Tiktok! We have now opened this to the public and invite you to join us on our journey.

To join you must be a member of the server discord! discord.gg/Mnu484UtGs

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Perakee’s Struggle for Survival: Where land claim = survival & teams are optional! 🌲💥

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Perakee’s Survival
Map	http://perakee.xyz:8123/ or http://145.239.68.128:8123/
Join	perakee.xyz or 145.239.68.128
Discord	https://discord.gg/jYXUVqzM7E

Features:

Vanilla survival – go solo or share your land and team up!
Random spawn – world border can be expanded any time.
Hard difficulty – night can’t be skipped.
Fresh & new community!

Voicechat mod is optional, cheaters get banned, runs on dedicated hardware in Europe.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this a vanilla server?	Yes, it is a vanilla survival server.
Can I team up with other players?	Yes, you can share your land and team up with others.
Is there a world border?	Yes, but it can be expanded at any time.
What difficulty is the server set to?	The server is set to hard difficulty.
Where is the server located?	The server runs on dedicated hardware in Europe.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SeatCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Have a seat and let’s chat about all those negative feelings you’ve been having lately. But fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing creepers. Or why not relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… we think).

But wait, there’s more! Join our exclusive club of players who have mastered the art of building upside-down houses. Trust us, it’s a real game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine hidden beneath the spawn point. Happy crafting!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Towns Built:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

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Welcome to the most chaotic and wild Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to the discussion and development of local language models, but don’t let that fool you, things get absolutely bonkers here.

Forget about building epic castles or mining for diamonds, on /lmg/ you’ll be training Qwen 2.5 on an 18 trillion token dataset while riding a llama that’s been quantized to b1.58 through finetuning. And let’s not forget about Mistral releasing a new 22B model with 128k context and function calling – it’s like trying to navigate a maze while juggling flaming potatoes.

But that’s not all, we’ve got DataGemma with DataCommons retrieval that will have you scratching your head in confusion and laughing uncontrollably at the same time. And if you think you can handle the madness, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena where AI’s battle it out, or the Censorbench where things get so censored, you’ll question reality itself.

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey of insanity and chaos, join /lmg/ today and see if you can survive the madness of local language models in Minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

DataMinedCraft

lol come join our minecraft server where the only language allowed is LOLspeak! we shut down project analyzing human language cuz generative ai has polluted the data, but now we have a new home in minecraft! build, mine, and chat in LOLspeak for the ultimate meme-tastic experience! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, memes, and chaotic fun! who needs proper language when you can just LOL all day long? come join us and let the LOLspeak take over your brain!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AbnormalMC

LifeSteal, Parkour, Survival PVP Creative Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Factions Economy Towny Quests Dungeons Pixelmon Hardcore Modded Vanilla Bedwars Prison Parkour Skywars Build Battle

Welcome to the ABnormalMC this server this full of fun. This server is Based on Lifesteal the player can join from Creaked and premium in server there is ranks and creates and more!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Banana Network: Where monkeys code on Minecraft…with bananas!

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The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Features
100+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Armourer’s Workshop
Customizable Player Models
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Let’s Do mods
Butchery
Chisel & Bits
Macaw’s Mods
Handcrafted
Cluttered
Plenty more decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Modpack Link

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply launch Minecraft, select multiplayer, and add the server IP:
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to promote a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Of course! The more the merrier. Encourage your friends to join our community and have fun together.
Are there any donation options available?	Yes, we have donation options to support server maintenance and development. You can find more information on our website or Discord server.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Decade Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even forgotten criminals are playing on it! Join us and you might just run into a notorious bomber who is now a Minecraft pro. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some hidden secrets while building your dream world. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Farms Harvested:	129	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Curious Minecraft SMP Buddy

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Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t forget about our weekly llama races where the stakes are high and the llamas are faster than lightning!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and a giant statue of a potato that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So, come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun! Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next? Just remember, the first rule of our server is to never take anything too seriously, especially creepers wearing top hats.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mines Excavated:	4059
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CreeperConvo: “Is butter a carb?”

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Are you tired of hearing dumb stuff in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that automatically turns boring conversations into epic rap battles. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain the power to make anyone say the dumbest thing you can think of. So come join us and let the stupidity begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HezboOMG: Top Commander Down!

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Yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than a Hezbollah commander in Beirut, just kidding, but seriously, our server is lit AF. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging Israeli strikes while building your dream castle. Who needs peace when you can have epic battles and insane adventures on our server? Come join the chaos and let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.