EndlessCraft SMP: Sex Time Limit? | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Potions Brewed:	102

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us for endless fun and chaos as we embark on ridiculous quests like building a giant chicken statue or racing pigs through a lava obstacle course.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sex Olympics” where players compete to see who can last the longest in a… unique endurance challenge. Will you be the last one standing or will you crumble under the pressure? Only one way to find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of questionable content. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Mines Excavated:	2432
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Animals Bred:	51	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2037

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Magic Items Found:	2376	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7045
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8029
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Star Shards Collected:	90
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Crops Grown:	8140	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4964
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Star Shards Collected:	262	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Animals Bred:	33
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Emeralds Found:	5817	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8772
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?