Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us for endless fun and chaos as we embark on ridiculous quests like building a giant chicken statue or racing pigs through a lava obstacle course.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sex Olympics” where players compete to see who can last the longest in a… unique endurance challenge. Will you be the last one standing or will you crumble under the pressure? Only one way to find out!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of questionable content. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
