Endertales: Where Minecraft Bosses & Dungeons are scarier than asking for directions

Anarchy, Bosses, Creative, Directions, Dungeons, Economy, Endertales, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minecraft, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, scarier, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	246
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Crops Grown:	9190
Animals Bred:	108	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Feature	Description
RPG
Crossplay	Both Java and Bedrock players can join and help battle against our bosses inside dungeons.
Custom Crafting	Custom crafting system adds a much better progression system for a longer and more rewarding gameplay experience.
Custom World & Loot	Entire world is generated with new terrain and structures along with custom built campsites, dungeons, and custom loot.
Quests	Quest system provides a new and fun way to experience a world filled with npcs providing more activities to do.

FAQ

Can both Java and Bedrock players join?

Yes, both Java and Bedrock players can join the Endertales server.

Is there a custom crafting system?

Yes, Endertales has a custom crafting system that adds a better progression experience for players.

Are there dungeons and bosses to battle?

Yes, players can battle bosses inside dungeons on the server.

What is unique about the world and loot on Endertales?

The world includes new terrain and structures, along with custom loot and built campsites.

What can players expect from the quest system?

The quest system provides a new and fun way to experience the world, with NPCs offering activities to make the world feel more alive.

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9756
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	New Chunks Explored:	858343
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Votes:	7767
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	790887
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Void Armor Forged:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4000
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Towns Built:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	199
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Votes:	9942
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2374
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dimension Hops:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
New Chunks Explored:	897595	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1712
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	252	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	457
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	143
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Potions Brewed:	185
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	244	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!