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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 952 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
but wait, dere’s more! we got rare loot dat makes diamond armor look like dirt blocks. we got secret dungeons filled with treasure, and even a hidden portal to da Nether dat leads to a disco party with da Ender Dragon.
oh, and did i mention dat if u join dis server, u’ll unlock superpowers like flyin, shootin fireballs, and turnin into a block of cheese? yea, dat’s right, CHEESE.
so what u waitin for? come join us on dis crazy minecraft server and let’s have a blast together! oh, and remember, always watch out for dat sneaky Enderman tryna steal ur diamonds. ain’t nobody got time for dat!