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BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
New Chunks Explored:	133000	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Animals Bred:	161	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Void Armor Forged:	29
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8492
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Zombie Dances:	8

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	834

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Secret Passages Found:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragons Tamed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	6033	Enchantments Applied:	141
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Runes Activated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

Players:	90/900	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	827683
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Emeralds Found:	6660	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	5