Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
New Chunks Explored: 180845 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
Endless Night Skies: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

    Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

    Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 62
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 395 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

    Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

    Ambush Traps Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

    And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Enchantments Applied: 181
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

    Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

    But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

    Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Void Gems Collected: 30
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 52

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

    ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

    Chest Pains Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

    Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

    So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Dimension Hops: 14 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Chimeras Created: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 485 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

    Blocky Racism Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Magic Items Found: 7932
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Emeralds Found: 7948
    Demon Skulls Collected: 17 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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