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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 9497 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Broke our mirrors? No problem, Sunday morning is everyday on our server, so you won’t need them anyway. Light your candles in a daze as you explore the pixelated wonders of our world – you might even find God (or a diamond)!
Feeling lonely? Shave your head and join us, we’re not sad – we’re just excited to meet you there! And if you’re feeling horny, that’s okay too, because our server’s will is good (whatever that means).
So come on, join us for a cracked-up adventure filled with love, excitement, and maybe even a little killing (of zombies, of course). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s crack some blocks together!