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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 1828 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 184 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
We got creepers that explode like your ex’s drama, and zombies that are more braindead than your last relationship.
Join us for some pixelated fun and forget about real life drama, because on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle and trolling your friends.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unlike that last Tinder date you went on.