EmpireLand Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyBoyzStealinCash

aita, alcoholic ex, arrest, Asshole, backstory, bad guy, Beliefs, CraftyBoyzStealinCash, family rift, girlfriend’s son, gravity, Job, Money stolen, Prevention, relationship, sports, successful life, theft, WARRANTS

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where stealing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of thievery and chaos as you navigate through a world where anything goes.

Need a job? No problem! We offer in-game employment opportunities for all players, even if you’re just a kid. Who needs sports when you can be a professional thief in our virtual world? Plus, we have a strict no judgment policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone telling you that you’re in the wrong.

Join us on the server where being the bad guy is actually a good thing. And don’t worry about ending up like your girlfriend’s ex – we’ll make sure you’re on the path to success, one stolen diamond at a time. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s steal some blocks and build a new life together!

PixelPraiseCraft

Compliment, distinct, eXtraordinary, flattered, individualized, memorable, one of a kind, particular, personalized, PixelPraiseCraft, praise, quirky, rare, Singular, Special, standout, stuck with you, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, weirdly specific

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs)!

One player said our server was so amazing, it cured their fear of spiders in real life. Another player claimed they found a diamond block in every single chest they opened. And don’t even get us started on the rumors of a secret unicorn level hidden somewhere in our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a dancing Enderman or two. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AssadCraft: Hand Over to Russia

AssadCraft, Bashar al-Assad, civil war, Conflict Resolution, delegation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Hand, hand over, human rights violations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, peace negotiations, Politics, regime change, russia, sanctions, Syria, united nations, War Crimes

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Votes:	8034	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

so, liek, u know how syria is all liek “hey russia, can u plz give us bashar al assad?” and russia is all liek “sure, why not?” and then they just hand him over liek it’s no big deal. but, liek, why would syria even want that dude back? maybe they just wanna play minecraft on our server and need some extra players. come join us for the most epic battles and crazy adventures, where even world leaders are getting in on the action! who knows, maybe bashar al assad will be your next minecraft buddy.

Echoing Realms 1.21

argue, argumentation, assertion, BELIEF, Benis, Contention, controversy, Conversation, debate, disagreement, discussion, Dispute, Echoing, fact, Listen, opinion, perspective, point of view, Realms, Statement, Truth, vageen

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! Why? Because you can put your benis in vageen and that’s that! Like, where else can you do that in Minecraft, huh? It’s like a whole new level of gameplay, man. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure, come join us now!

SkiPatrolShowdown

#youtube, accident, care, colorado, Confrontation, Expert, family vacation, first time skiing, Florida, green trails, Mountain, overreacted, RECKLESS, Ski Patrol, ski patrol officers, skiing, SkiPatrolShowdown, Son, Support, Utah

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9516
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6427
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as that guy who crashed into my son on the slopes? Look no further! Our server is filled with adrenaline-pumping adventures and unexpected twists, just like that ski collision!

Join us for a ski-themed Minecraft experience where you can race down virtual mountains, build snow forts, and even encounter rogue skiers who may or may not crash into you (just kidding, safety first!).

And don’t worry, our ski patrol is always on the lookout for troublemakers, so you can rest assured that your virtual ski trip will be as safe as possible. Plus, if anyone tries to ruin your fun, you can report them just like I did on the slopes!

So come join us on our server and let’s make some epic memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into that reckless skier from the slopes and give him a piece of your mind (virtually, of course). See you on the slopes!

OuchMyMinecraftSMP

bodily pain, body ache, body discomfort, body fatigue, body pain, body soreness, body tension, Chronic pain, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tension, OuchMyMinecraftSMP, physical discomfort, physical pain, sore arms, sore back, sore feet, sore joints, sore legs, sore neck, sore shoulders

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ores Mined:	1828
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Secret Passages Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! Like, my grandma’s pet rock joined and now it’s the mayor of the server, can you believe it?? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground roller coaster that leads to a magical land of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that makes you fly like a majestic unicorn, and if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots laser beams. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the wacky shenanigans that happen on this server. So come on, what part of your body hurts right now? Join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftSMP #craziness #unicornsanddiamonds 🦄💎🤪

CreeperExReturnsLOL

Breakup, Closure, closure conversation, Communication, Conversation, CreeperExReturnsLOL, emotions, ex, feelings, forgiveness, healing, love, moving on, past, reconciliation, Reflection, relationship, second chance, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Buildings Constructed:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	702306
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Join our Minecraft server and avoid awkward conversations with your ex! Our server is so addictive, they won’t even have time to bother you. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all your exes into friendly villagers who will do your bidding. So come join us and say goodbye to ex drama forever!

CraftySyrianPrez Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Civil unrest, Conflict, constitution, CraftySyrianPrez, de facto leader, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, human rights violations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, power grab, president, Rebellion, regime change, Server, Syria, Unrest, War

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SYRIA BUT WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA. OUR LEADER IS A CREEPER WHO DECLARES HIMSELF PRESIDENT AND BLOWS UP THE CONSTITUTION. JOIN US FOR CHAOS AND EXPLOSIONS GALORE. BUILD YOUR OWN BUNKER AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS A RULEBOOK ANYWAY?COME JOIN THE FUN BEFORE THE CREEPER PRESIDENT CHANGES HIS MIND AGAIN.

CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy

communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, direct talks, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Kremlin, Négotiation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, refusal, russia, summit, Tensions, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where putin and zelenskyy can settle their beef in a virtual world! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even negotiate peace treaties with other players! who needs real life when you can have all the drama and action in our server? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political conflicts that may arise. join now and be part of the madness!

Cubed Brain Impairment – MineCraft Server

aging brain, blood disorders, Brain, Brain Age, brain development, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Impairment in Sickle Cell Anaemia, Cubed, Disease Progression, Economic Deprivation, health disparities, Health Inequality, impairment, Medical research, Medical Studies, mental decline, Minecraft, neurological disorders, Server, Sickle Cell Anaemia, socioeconomic factors

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make u laugh till u cry!

but wait, there’s more! joining this server will actually make u smarter! ya, u heard me right! our scientists have discovered that playing on our server increases ur brain age and cognitive abilities! say goodbye to being a potato and hello to being a genius!

not only that, but we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server! legend says that whoever finds it will gain eternal glory and riches beyond their wildest dreams! are u up for the challenge?

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Stellar Haven – Space Odyssey 1.21

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, Haven, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Livestream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Octavio, odyssey, Regis Altare, songs playlist, Space, Stellar, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8767
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on Red Bull, then look no further! We’ve got more beloved blue birthday boys than you can shake a diamond sword at! And don’t even get me started on the schedule – it’s more jam-packed than a chest full of enchanted golden apples!

Join us and you’ll be partying with Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, Gavis Bettel, Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze! These legends will make your Minecraft experience more lit than a nether portal on fire!

Plus, we’ve got OP templates, graduated members, a sick playlist of songs, and even a Magmaboard for all your lava needs! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BelovedBlueBirthdayBoys

Yankee-Free Eats Minecraft Server

American made food, Boycott, Canada-US relations, Canadian consumers, consumer activism, cross-border trade, Eats, economic impact, economic nationalism, economic patriotism, food imports, Food Industry, food supply chain, import tariffs, international trade, market disruption, Minecraft, political tension, protectionism, Server, tariff threat, trade dispute, trade war, YankeeFree

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magic Items Found:	2016	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, seriously, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, so lit.

imagine this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by, like, giant flying tacos and the grass is made of cotton candy. yeah, that’s right, cotton candy grass.

and, like, the mobs are all wearing top hats and monocles, cuz they’re fancy like that. oh, and did i mention the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, that’s right, chocolate diamonds.

plus, there’s, like, this secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. so, like, if you wanna be part of the cool kids club, you gotta join this server.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. trust me, you won’t regret it.

GulfOfMexicoCraft

CHANGE, Communication, controversy, Digital, Diplomacy, geography, GOOGLE, Government, Gulf of America, GulfOfMexicoCraft, international relations, Latin America, letter, mexico, North America, Politics, president, protest, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, territorial dispute

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. it’s like if mexico’s president was gonna send a letter to google about changing the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico, but in minecraft form. like, imagine a world where the gulf of america is actually a thing, but it’s full of diamonds and emeralds and all that good stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the epic quest to convince google to change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico in minecraft. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, right? plus, there’s like a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and stuff.

so yeah, join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic adventure ever. who knows, maybe one day google will actually change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico because of us. that would be like, totally rad, man.

CraftyCanna Pain Relief Server

addiction risks, Alternative, Cannabidiol, cannabigerol, cannabinol, Cannabis, CBD, cbg, cbn, Chemicals, Chronic pain, CraftyCanna, mind-altering, opioids, Pain, pain signaling, peripheral nervous system, protein, reduced activity, Relief, Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mines Excavated:	2659
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Join our epic Minecraft server where we have magical cannabis plants that can cure all your pain! Forget about opioids, just smoke some CBD, CBG, or CBN and you’ll be pain-free in no time. Plus, our special plants can even reduce the activity of proteins that cause pain in your nervous system. So come on over and get high on healing on our server!

Ironclad Factions

alliances, Auction, Community, Discriminatory, Economy, Enchants, Faction, Factions, FAIRPLAY, glitches, Ironclad, Legitimate, Open-world combat, Positive, progress, Resources, Skills, strategy, success, teamwork, Updates, Xray

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us

Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. Join a community built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different

Rules

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us?

Ironclad Factions Lifesteal offers a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. Custom enchantments add depth to gameplay and allow for personalized battles.

Get Started

Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and join the Discord for updates, events, and support.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server on Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server supports Bedrock edition and the port number is 25555.
Are there custom enchantments available on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchantments that add depth and strategy to gameplay.
What are some of the faction commands available?	You can use default faction commands to claim land, form alliances, and dominate the server.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, PVP is enabled in the entire world for battles and faction wars.
Can I trade items with other players on the server?	Yes, you can use the /sellhand command and Auction House for item trading.

Players:	110/500	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1