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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 433 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | New Chunks Explored: | 198425 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
We got roll charts, DLCs, and hotfixes that will blow your mind. Bugs? We love bugs, post them here and we’ll make them into features.
And if you’re on the go, we even got Total War: Empire for Android and iOS. Who needs a life when you can conquer empires on your phone?
This server is old but gold, just like your grandma’s jewelry. So hop on and join the madness. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.