Emperor Palpatine’s Better Management Skills

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Void Gems Collected:	36
Mines Excavated:	4825	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Emeralds Found:	3833	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3615	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Crops Grown:	7737	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9225
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	7993	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	488
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Star Shards Collected:	273
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	408	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Animals Bred:	15
Divine Spears Created:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9571
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magic Items Found:	8455	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Towns Built:	5
Mines Excavated:	2988	Runes Activated:	0

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4644
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Votes:	3267
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1763
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Buildings Constructed:	35
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Animals Bred:	104	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	99	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Animals Bred:	101	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Gods Slained:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8190

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	343	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!