EmperixSMP: Where Vanilla meets Discord, without the awkward square brackets.

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6243	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Emperix Minecraft Server

Server Overview
The server has just gone live 2 weeks ago and is now open for everyone!
If you’re looking for a recently refurbished, but long standing community SMP, Emperix is the place to go! Equipped with a brand new, and genuinely active Discord server, EmperixSMP is a Vanilla+ SMP that focuses on quality of life, and the community, than it does anything else! Whether you prefer a vanilla experience or something more customized, this server caters to both preferences. Enjoy pure vanilla gameplay without any distractions, or explore our enhanced features for a unique twist on your gaming experience. Our focus is to bring a world where it will remain unaffected by resets for a large period of time, preserving your progress no matter which path you choose. This server will focus on making large builds or accomplishing large goals without the fear of a server reset anytime soon.
If anyone has any questions, or want to know more technical details about what’s included please direct them to the new Discord Server linked below, and the staff (myself included) will happily answer any questions!
How to Join: Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/emperixmc
Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or someone seeking a welcoming community, EmperixSMP offers a hospitable haven for all.
IP: play.emperixmc.com

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server using the link provided above, and all the information on joining the server will be available there.

Q: Is the server Vanilla or custom?

A: The server caters to both preferences, offering pure vanilla gameplay as well as enhanced features for a unique gaming experience.

Q: Will there be server resets?

A: The server’s focus is on maintaining progress without frequent resets, allowing players to work on large builds and goals without fear of losing their progress.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9885
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	48	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Runes Activated:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
New Chunks Explored:	520963	Zombie Dances:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2303
Emeralds Found:	8533	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Villages Defended:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Villages Defended:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	2019
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8635	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8305
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

BlockyBoysRealm

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Towns Built:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Emeralds Found:	4979

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

ElectionCraft2020

cyber attacks, Diplomacy, economic impact, election, ElectionCraft2020, Entities, foreign interference, global affairs, Government, HACKING, influence, international relations, Iranian, Manipulation, Politics, Russian, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, united states, US

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1689
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Potions Brewed:	135	Villages Defended:	9

so like, you know how the US is all like “no no no, you can’t mess with our elections”? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE you to mess with everything! want to start a fake campaign for president of the server? go for it! want to bribe other players with diamonds to vote for you? totally allowed! we even have a special “influence the election” mini-game where you can try to sway the votes in your favor. join now and show those pesky sanctions who’s boss!

Anarchy Minecraft server

Anarchy, Donations, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Falling into the Void:	2

The best Anarchy with Donations for you!

DominusVoid.aternos.me

Forgotten Realms

Adventure, Anime, casual player, challenge, Click away, Discord, DOMINATE, Dragon Balls, dragon slayer, ENERGY, Equip, explosive, Forgotten, legendary items, loot boxes, mumen rider, power system, Realms, seasoned pro, smp, Teleporting, Unique

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
New Chunks Explored:	607092	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Dragon Eggs Found:	2373
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Welcome to Forgotten Realms!
Are you ready for a Bedrock Minecraft adventure like no other? Look no further! Forgotten Realms combines thrilling gameplay with a unique, anime-inspired power system that’s easy to enjoy—even if you’ve never watched anime.
Every player gets a randomly assigned power upon joining. Will you wield the explosive might of Killer Queen, the teleporting finesse of Boogie Woogie, or the unstoppable energy of a Super Saiyan? The possibilities are endless!
Explore the map to uncover loot boxes filled with legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and even the mythical Dragon Balls. Equip yourself and dominate the realm!
Join Us Today: Add WonderfulRIVET on Discord to join the server and experience the Forgotten Realms for yourself. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, adventure is just a click away.
What are you waiting for? The Forgotten Realms are calling—answer the challenge!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, add WonderfulRIVET on Discord and follow the instructions provided to connect to Forgotten Realms.

2. What anime-inspired powers are available in the game?

Some of the anime-inspired powers available include Killer Queen, Boogie Woogie, and Super Saiyan. Each player is randomly assigned a power upon joining.

3. What legendary items can I find in loot boxes?

You can find legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and Dragon Balls in loot boxes scattered throughout the map.

4. Is the server suitable for both experienced players and casual players?

Yes, Forgotten Realms welcomes players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, there’s adventure waiting for you on the server.

5. How can I dominate the realm?

To dominate the realm, equip yourself with legendary items and master your anime-inspired powers in gameplay. Explore the map, defeat opponents, and rise to the top of Forgotten Realms.

Kronii Fauna Quest 1.21

Analysis, black stream, Connections, Conspiracy, Enna, Fauna, Fauna speculation, friendship, friendship evidence, history lesson, investigation, Kronii, legal documents, Mystery, proof, Quest, relationships, Selen, speculation, Termination, theory, youtube video

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Like, imagine if Selen and Enna were Minecraft buddies, that’s the vibe we got going on here! Legal documents mentioning Enna by name? Bruh, that’s some next level drama, you gotta be a part of this madness! Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft friendships and drama unfold before your very eyes! Don’t miss out, join now and be a part of the chaos!

BloomCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BloomCraft, Bridesmaids, consideration, cooperation, cousin, decision, Dilemma, ENGAGEMENT, family, flower girl, groomsmen, junior bridesmaid, matching dress, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, Pictures, Proposal, ring bearer, Server, special job, Upset, Wedding

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family drama in the most epic way possible! Join us and witness the intense rivalry between flower girls and ring bearers as they battle it out for the spotlight on the big day.

Experience the thrill of choosing sides and making tough decisions like whether to have two flower girls or risk a meltdown from a jealous niece. Who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of wedding roles?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected twists and turns as we navigate the treacherous waters of family politics and wedding planning. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes chaos at the ceremony?

Join now and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have family drama to keep you on your toes?

LostCraftFamFinder

AGGRESSIVE, Asshole, basement suite, charges, court date, disappeared, distraught, doubtful, doubts, email, family, friend’s family, INFORMATION, location, LostCraftFamFinder, missing person, public information, public record, Safety, strange, Upset

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Love Letters Sent:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2037

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with mystery and drama! Just like the disappearance of my friend’s basement-dwelling roommate, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists.

Explore hidden secrets and uncover court dates for unknown charges, just like a detective on a mission. Who knows what kind of trouble you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world?

And don’t worry about being called an asshole for sharing information – on our server, we encourage communication and teamwork. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a scandalous plot or two along the way.

So come join us for a thrilling adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?