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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9695 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!
So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?