EmbryoCraft: Birth Defect Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2467	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Potions Brewed:	38
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	1676
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	337505
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5683	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2484	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Votes:	9635
Void Gems Collected:	38	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	5200
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP

GoogledToDeath, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.

And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

LowPayCraft

career, compensation, economic disparity, employment, Exploitation, income inequality, job comparison, job compensation, job evaluation, job fairness, job market, job satisfaction, job worth, Labor, low paying jobs, LowPayCraft, minimum wage, salary, underpaid, unfair pay, wages

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	918	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to get paid in measly emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be paid in diamonds for every chicken you successfully wrangle into your pen. Who knew that herding chickens could be so lucrative? Don’t miss out on this egg-citing opportunity to become a wealthy poultry farmer on our server!

EcoCraft 2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., 3.2, EcoCraft, economic analysis, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic performance, economic trends, Economy, euro zone, european union, fiscal policy, gdp, growth, inflation, Minecraft, monetary policy, outperforms, Recovery, Server, spain, unemployment rate

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Votes:	151	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the economy is BOOMIN like spain in 2024!!!! we got 3.2% growth every day cuz our players are just that epic. you’ll be rollin in virtual dough in no time, just like spain. build your own virtual empire and watch it grow faster than you can say “minecraft is life”. plus, we got virtual tapas and sangria for all our players cuz we know how to party like the spanish. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and watch your virtual wallet EXPLODE with riches. VIVA LA MINECRAFT ECONOMY!

CraftyAidShutdown

aid organizations, Assistance, CraftyAidShutdown, crisis response, developing countries, FOREIGN AID, funding, global health, global impact, government policies, health initiatives, Health programs, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, pandemic, pauses, public health, shutter, trump, world

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where we got health programs shuttering left and right like a bad horror movie. trump be pausing foreign aid like it’s going out of style, so we gotta band together in the virtual world to survive.

we got crazy challenges like building hospitals out of diamond blocks and fighting off zombie villagers with golden apples. you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about the real world problems.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the foreign aid supplies. join us and become a master looter, pillaging and plundering to your heart’s content.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s make minecraft great again!

MelonSurvival

Active Admins, active owners, Arena, back, Bedrock Port, Claims, Discord, Hacks, hard mode, Head Drops, Keep Inventory, MelonSurvival, pay to win, Phantoms, Rtp, server ip, smp, Survival, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1025
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Server Name	The Pale Garden
Server Version	1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP)
Game Mode	Hard gamemode – survival
Features

Overview:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	melonsurvival.minecraft.best
Is there a Discord?	discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE
What is the Bedrock Port?	19132

StreamCraft OTK & Co. 1.20.6

1.20.6, Company, Company Gossip, dead edition, Drama, Drama Edition, drama gossip, Edition, gossip, Love is Dead Edition, new love, New Love is Dead, OTK, OTK company, OTK Drama, StreamCraft, Streamer, streamer gossip, twitch, twitch drama, Twitch gossip, twitch streamer

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9273
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Hey you! Yeah, you with the diamond pickaxe! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love is still alive and kicking? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server for the ‘new love is dead’ edition where we embrace the chaos and destruction of relationships in the Minecraft world.

Build your base, make friends, and then watch as they betray you in the most dramatic ways possible.

From secret affairs to backstabbing alliances, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and questioning who you can really trust.

So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of heartbreak and betrayal in a whole new way!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, Accommodation, adhd, affordability, Amsterdam, Cancelling, Communication, family dynamics, final straw, hen do, hot tub, maid of honour, mental health, Minecraft, narcissistic mother, Planning, Quality over quantity, reconciliation, relationship boundaries, Server, sister, SisterSass, Wedding

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing! Just like the complicated relationship between OP and her sister, you never know what twists and turns will happen next in our virtual world.

Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate through ADHD and mental health struggles, just like the characters in this story. Who knows, you might even bond with someone over a shared love for building pixelated structures!

Looking for a hen do that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to plan an outrageous event that will have everyone talking. From last-minute changes to unexpected guests dropping out, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And if you’re feeling like you need to escape the drama, why not relax in a virtual hot tub with your friends? For just £140pp, you can enjoy a peaceful getaway without any blocked WhatsApp messages or ignored calls.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional family feud). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

Birthday Bash Funeral Flash

ABUSIVE, Bash, Birthday, Birthday Party, cemeteries, Childhood, city, Crush, dead people, FLASH, Flower Shop, Flowers, Friend, Frustration, Funeral, Goodbye, Jealousy, Marriage, mood, reception, service, Support, toxic relationship

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Ores Mined:	9964	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Void Armor Forged:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, unexpected twists, and emotional rollercoasters!

Just like the unexpected reunion with a childhood friend, our server will bring back memories you thought you had buried long ago. Get ready to navigate through complex relationships, just like our player who had to choose between attending a funeral or preparing for their son’s birthday. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of making tough decisions and facing the consequences, just like our player who had to deal with a jealous spouse and a flower shop boycott. Will you prioritize your family or follow your heart? The choice is yours on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have our server full of unexpected twists and turns? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

PrivilegedPickaxe – Minecraft SMP

hidden advantages, hidden privilege, Minecraft, overlooked benefits, overlooked opportunities, Privilege, PrivilegedPickaxe, smp, societal advantages, societal benefits, societal privilege, unacknowledged advantages, unacknowledged benefits, unacknowledged blessings, unacknowledged opportunities, unacknowledged privilege, unaware privilege, underappreciated advantages, underappreciated benefits, underappreciated privilege, unperceived advantages, unperceived privilege, unrecognized privilege

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6295
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, the best thing since sliced bread. Like, you gotta join this server because we have the rarest diamonds you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they sparkle like Edward from Twilight. And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon named Steve who breathes fire and can teleport you to different dimensions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. It’s like Area 51 but in Minecraft, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things get pretty wild around here.

LipFillerCraft

Aesthetics, beauty culture, beauty enhancement, beauty industry, beauty standards, beauty trend, celebrity influence, common, cosmetic enhancement, cosmetic procedures, facial enhancements, injectable fillers, lip augmentation, lip fillers, lip injections, LipFillerCraft, plastic surgery, Popular, self-confidence, social media influence, Trendsetter

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Are you tired of your Minecraft character’s lips looking flat and boring? Well, look no further because our server offers the latest in lip filler technology for your blocky avatar! Join us and watch as your character’s lips plump up to Kardashian levels, attracting all the creepers and zombies in the game. Who needs armor when you’ve got luscious lips to distract your enemies? Join now and pucker up for a whole new Minecraft experience!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, Carney, CraftyCanuck, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, international trade, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, stand up to bully, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade tariffs, trump, united states

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

so liek, this server is da bomb diggity, just liek Canada standing up to Trump’s trade tariffs yo. we got da craziest builds and da most epic minigames, u won’t even believe it. come join us and be part of our epic quest to take down da bullies and conquer da Minecraft world. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz we’re just that awesome. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s show dem bullies who’s boss!

AgricraftRetaliationMex

AgricraftRetaliationMex, agricultural exports, agricultural industry, economic impact, Economy, export markets, global trade, import tariffs, international relations, Mexican economy, mexico, Mexico-US relations, NAFTA, political tensions, retaliatory tariffs, Tariffs, trade disputes, trade policies, trade war, Trump administration, U.S. agriculture

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server, where we got more drama than mexico and the us beefin over tariffs! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and chickens doin the cha cha slide.

if you join now, you might just witness a llama uprising or a sheep rebellion. our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to blow up cuz they know they ain’t ready for the madness that goes down here.

so grab your pickaxe and saddle up your horse, cuz this server is where the real action is at. plus, we got free tacos on tuesdays and a secret treasure hunt that leads to a diamond-encrusted potato.

don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft experience of your life, join now before the zombie apocalypse takes over and you’re left wishing you had joined when you had the chance. let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🤠🌮💎

Players:	99/800	Votes:	1283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magic Items Found:	2860	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6