| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3742 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
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| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 9516 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 8000 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 38 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4982 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 9680 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 1281 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 5291 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 8325 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 199 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 980 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 3366 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 | Enchantments Applied: | 73 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 3601 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 8088 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1599 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 3770 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 495 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 |
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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 6941 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 5550 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 2673 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 6651 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 176 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3627 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
