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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 5240 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | New Chunks Explored: | 504703 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
so, like, u know when u try to spell embarrassing and u just cant? well, that’s how u feel when u dont join this amazin minecraft server. u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. like, seriously, it’s wild.
also, our admin once built a castle made entirely out of cheese. yeah, u heard me right, CHEESE. it was so stinky but also kinda delicious.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items in the game? like, u gotta solve a riddle to get in and it’s super hard. but once u do, u’ll be swimmin in diamonds and emeralds.
so, like, what are u waitin for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.
