Some of the main features of Elysiums.net are towny, mcmmo and jobs.
The launch is on 5/24/24 at 5PM EST
It has also been previously dubed the “dark souls of towny”
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Just like in this wild engagement story, you never know what to expect next on our server. Will your in-game mother-in-law post your base coordinates without permission? Will your in-game father-in-law demand an apology for defending your honor? The possibilities are endless!
But don’t worry, our community is here to support you through it all. Share your stories, seek advice, and maybe even learn a thing or two about proper in-game etiquette. Who knew that sharing your diamond loot before your teammates was such a big deal?
So come join us on our server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion and the laughs are as plentiful as diamonds in a mineshaft. Can’t wait to see you there!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, just like in the real world! Will you be the one making excuses for not cooking for everyone, or will you be the one getting insulted for expecting others to fend for themselves?
But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the luxury of having someone else pay for your sightseeing adventures and meals at fancy restaurants. It’s like winning the jackpot, but in Minecraft form!
So come join our server and experience the chaos and comedy of family dynamics in a whole new way. Who knew virtual family drama could be so entertaining?
And let me tell you about our legendary “Chicken Army War” event. Basically, we all have to gather as many chickens as possible and then have a massive battle where the winner is crowned the Chicken King. It’s clucking ridiculous but so much fun!
Oh, and did I mention our secret underground disco party? Yeah, we have a whole underground club where we host dance parties with glowstone dance floors and music discs playing all night long. It’s lit, literally!
So if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off, then come join us! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always trying to photobomb our group selfies. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!
we got unicorns roaming around, dropping diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. and don’t even get me started on the villagers, they throw the wildest parties.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club? yeah, we got that too. you gotta do a special dance to get in, but once you’re in, it’s lit.
plus, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. no joke.
so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a herd of chickens on a trampoline, then this is the place for you. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
