Elysium SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ZelenskyyCraft: Blame Game Edition

Blame, blame-shifting, conflict escalation, conflict initiation, diplomatic tensions, Edition, foreign policy, Game, global tensions, government disputes, incompetent leader, international relations, leadership criticism, leadership incompetence, political blame game, political controversy, presidential criticism, trump, ukraine war, war accusations, war rhetoric, world news, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5567
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

join this cray cray minecraft server where we blame zelenskyy for starting wars and trump is the president of the blocky world. we have epic battles where players can build walls and make alliances just like in real life. come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and become the ultimate ruler of the server! also, we have flying pigs and talking cows because why not? it’s a wild ride, so hop on and let the madness begin!

Bixomi server minecraft

Bixomi, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Gaming, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7817	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

The description of the server server “Bixomi” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Stream Skipper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Content Creation, digital content, Digital Media, Entertainment, live broadcast, Live streaming, online content, Realm, Skippers, skipping, skipping celebrations, skipping events, skipping holidays, skipping traditions, skipping Valentine’s Day, social media, Stream, streaming, streaming platform, Valentine’s Day content, Valentine’s Day, video streaming

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchantments Applied:	259
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Falling into the Void:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

OMG, forget Valentine’s Day, join this Minecraft server instead! Why waste time with love when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your friends? Plus, who needs flowers and chocolates when you can have diamonds and enchanted gear in-game? It’s like Valentine’s Day every day on this server, but without all the sappy stuff. So ditch the romance and come play with us!

PTSDCraft: No Overreaction!

Boundaries, brothers girlfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, emotional wellbeing, family conflict, family dynamics, mental health, mental health stigma, nose broken, overreaction, parental support, ptsd, PTSDCraft, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Therapy, Trauma, triggers

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Need a break from family drama? Look no further, because on our server, there are no broken noses or pesky girlfriends causing fights.

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you can banish any unwanted siblings or girlfriends to the farthest corners of the map. Our server is a safe space for all players, especially those struggling with PTSD from real-life conflicts.

So come on in and let your creativity run wild! Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to explore and conquer? Join now and leave the real world drama behind – because on our server, the only thing breaking will be blocks, not noses.

BezosCraft: No Knives for Kids!

Amazon, BezosCraft, business ethics, CEO, children, consumer protection, corporate responsibility, criminal charges, criminal liability, criminal prosecution, e commerce, internet marketplace, jeff bezos, Kids, knife sales, knives, legal issues, online shopping, Prison, regulatory compliance, Retail, safety regulations, underage sales

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
New Chunks Explored:	35714	Animals Bred:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

u know what’s crazier than jeff bezos selling knives to kids? our minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride filled with diamond swords, exploding sheep, and a secret underground base where we keep all the creepers as pets. plus, if u join now, u get a free llama named larry who will spit on all ur enemies. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness before jeff bezos tries to sell u a pickaxe!

Mystic Mind Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, 10. Mental health support, 11. Suicide prevention, 12. Mental health resources, 13. Self-reflection, 14. Coping mechanisms, 15. Mental health stigma, 16. Seeking help, 17. Mental health education, 18. Emotional distress, 19. Mental health crisis, 2. Self-awareness, 20. Long term mental health., 3. Threat assessment, 4. Personal safety, 5. Emotional well-being, 6. Risk evaluation, 7. Mental health awareness, 8. Self-harm prevention, 9. Crisis intervention, mental health, Mind, mystic, Realms

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9881
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Villages Defended:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new level of chaos and confusion!

We have so many mobs and traps that you’ll question whether you’re a threat to yourself or others!

Explore our twisted world where nothing makes sense and everything is out to get you!

You’ll never be bored as you navigate through our bizarre landscapes and try to survive against all odds!

Join now and see if you can make it out alive… or if you’ll end up being the biggest threat of all!

RevoltCraft: Rise of the Ordinary

activism, citizen engagement, civil disobedience, Democracy, dictatorships, grassroots movements, HUMAN RIGHTS, liberation movements, nonviolent resistance, ordinary, ordinary people, Overthrow, political activism, political change, Popular uprising, protest, regime change, resistance, RevoltCraft, revolution, Rise, social justice, solidarity

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Enchantments Applied:	81	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of boring old dictatorships ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and become a freedom fighter in the virtual world! Our players have taken down oppressive rulers using nothing but pickaxes and TNT. Who needs politics when you have pixelated explosions? Join us and be a part of the revolution – because in our world, democracy is just a creeper explosion away!

WTOrekt Minecraft Server

China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic stability, economic warfare, Economy, financial markets, foreign affairs, global recession, global trade, international relations, international trade, market volatility, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, Server, tariff shocks, trade policies, trade war, trump, WTO, WTOrekt

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Animals Bred:	29

so, like, this server is lit af, bro. you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can escape the crazy trade wars and tariffs going on in the real world. like, china be all up in arms about trump’s tariff shocks, but here you can just chill and build your own world without worrying about a global recession. plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. it’s like, a party in your computer screen, man. so come join us and leave all that real world drama behind. peace out, dudes!

Redstone Rivalry: US vs Rus

bilateral agreements, diplomatic negotiations, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Global cooperation, global politics, international affairs, International cooperation, international diplomacy, international relations, Partnership, political alliances, Redstone, Rivalry, rus, russia, russian federation, shift in relations, strategic alliances, superpower relations, U.S, united states, world news

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mines Excavated:	2111
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

lolz come join this cray cray minecraft server where u.s. and russia are like bffs now and working together to make the server lit af! we got crazy builds that will make ur head spin like u just drank 10 energy drinks in a row.

we got secret underground bases where u can pretend ur a spy and do sneaky missions with ur new bff from russia. the alliances are constantly shifting and u never know who u can trust, just like in real life but way more fun cuz it’s all in minecraft.

come join the madness and see if u can survive the chaos of this epic partnership between two superpowers. who knows, maybe u will even become the next president of the server and make peace with all the creepers and zombies. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Photon Party Bioelectro Fun

Bioelectro, Fun, Party, photon

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no spark? well do we have the server for u! our server is so lit, it literally requires the participation of photons to function! like, how crazy is that?!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a beam of light shoots out of your screen and BAM! diamonds for days! or building a house and the walls start glowing with bioelectromagnetism! it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but in minecraft!

join our server and be a part of this mind-blowing experience! who needs regular old minecraft when u can have photons and bioelectromagnetism?! come join us and let’s light up the minecraft world together!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, Community, Discord, gb, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, moderated, nether hwys, No Resets, Nova, Obbi roof, PvP, Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Towns Built:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Nova Anarchy Server Overview

Features
Hacking is allowed
Griefing is allowed
Base building
Pvp
No resets ever
Chat is not moderated
You won’t get banned
Already 243 GB even though server is young
Obbi roof and 2 nether highways reaching world border

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is hacking allowed on the server?	Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy server.
Are players allowed to grief others’ bases?	Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
Is Pvp enabled on the server?	Yes, Pvp is enabled on the server.
Will the server ever reset?	No, there will be no resets on the server.
Is chat moderated?	No, chat is not moderated on the server.
Can players be banned on the server?	No, players won’t get banned on the server.

Eternal Quest 1.21

contemplating, contemplation, ETERNAL, looking back, Memories, Nostalgia, past experiences, pondering, Quest, reconsideration, reconsidering, reconsidering the past, reflecting on the past, Reflection, Reminiscing, returning, Revisiting, Revisiting memories, revisiting the past, second chances, second thoughts, thinking about the past

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2879
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Star Shards Collected:	289
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Votes:	8416	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server has more epic builds than a castle made of cake. Plus, the players are cooler than a polar bear wearing sunglasses in a snowstorm. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re more addictive than eating a whole stack of golden apples. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and never look back!

ExGFpaybackCraft

Asylum, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Breakup, Closure, Communication, ex, ex-fiancé, ex-partner, ExGFpaybackCraft, finance, immigration, International, loan, long distance, MONEY, relationship, social media, Trust, Visa

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my ex-fiancé? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and of course, diamonds!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Legend has it, they became the richest player on the server and built a castle made entirely out of emeralds!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is rumored to drop a diamond block every time it’s defeated. Can you imagine the wealth you could amass by taking down that beast?

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs an ex-fiancé when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Plus, we promise not to block you after transferring any in-game currency. 😉

Enchanted Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, brown girls, bullying, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, Enchanted, female bullying, girl bullying, hate crimes, Haven, intolerance, mental health, minority bullying, peer pressure, prejudice, racial bullying, racism, school bullying, Social Issues, Stereotypes, victim blaming, white girls

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server where white girls and brown girls can finally settle their differences in a virtual world.

Join us for epic PvP battles where you can unleash your inner mean girl and show those brown girls who’s boss.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that let you throw virtual shade and gossip about each other in the chat.

Plus, our community is full of drama queens who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, join now and let the girl-on-girl drama unfold in the most absurd way possible. You won’t regret it, or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

CraftyInLawExploiters

acknowledge, AITAH, anger, arguments, children, CraftyInLawExploiters, family, Father, feelings, grandchildren, home, in-laws, misunderstanding, MONEY, profit, Purchase, real estate, Recoup, renting, Upset, wrong

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Are you tired of family drama and real estate disputes? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream home without any in-laws getting in the way! No need to worry about shady land deals or arguments over property prices, just pure building fun!

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without any interference from pesky family members trying to profit off of you. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama and a place where you can let your creativity run wild.

Join now and leave all the real estate troubles behind! Build your dream home, make new friends, and never have to deal with awkward family conversations about property prices ever again. Trust us, this server is a lot more fun than arguing with your in-laws over land ownership.

Players:	94/600	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3