Elysionbr | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Farms Harvested:	377
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Potions Brewed:	180
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Emeralds Found:	1320	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	243
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27

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Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Zombie Dances:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!

Survival! Version 1.18.2! Minecraft server

minecraft server, Survival, Version 1.18.2

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	New Chunks Explored:	494732
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Survival!

Version: 1.18.2

Server200222.aternos.me

English Pride Minecraft 1.20

acceptance, Conflict Resolution, cultural diversity, cultural evolution, cultural heritage, emotional response, English, English pride, historical context, historical shame, Minecraft, national identity, patriotism, Peace, personal empowerment, perspective shift, pride, resilience, self-acceptance, social expectations, societal fear, societal norms, Unity

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the madness of people trying to kill each other in the streets!

You can dance and sing and tell jokes without fear of judgment, just like in a different time when everything was happy and carefree.

Don’t be scared of the happy worlds on this server, just cross your arms and smile as you explore and build to your heart’s content.

Who needs reality when you can immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

XmasPartyCancelled Minecraft Server

Approval, approval in writing, BONUS, Budget, budget allocation, Cancel, christmas party, company culture, company event, company image, corporate decision, employee bonuses, Employee morale, employee satisfaction, financial targets, firing, higher management, legal action, Management, Minecraft, Server, XmasPartyCancelled

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as canceling a fancy Christmas party to give out smaller bonuses? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this crazy story.

Imagine a world where the management is split between those who support your bold decisions and those who want to take legal action against you. It’s like a battle royale, but with office politics!

Experience the thrill of making tough decisions that could either make you a hero or get you fired. Who needs boring old Christmas parties when you can have a server full of twists and turns like this one?

Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your morals and your sanity. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense?

DoggyDramaCraft

aggression, breeding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, dog, dog behavior, DoggyDramaCraft, Experience, family dynamics, Fixed, Japanese akita, large breed dog, Marriage, obedience training, pet ownership, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, socialization, Wife, work-life balance

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of teamwork and communication just like in the story of this poor doggo!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to breed virtual animals without any of the real-life drama. Our server is filled with players who are always willing to lend a helping hand, unlike some partners who leave all the pet responsibilities to one person.

Explore our vast virtual world with your furry friends by your side, without worrying about them turning aggressive towards other players. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you decide to fix your virtual pets to avoid any unnecessary drama.

So come on, join our server and let’s create some hilarious stories together, just like the one above!

CraftyAfricanVibes

Africa, Colonialism, Corruption, CraftyAfricanVibes, Development, economic challenges, economic growth, Economy, education, Exploitation, foreign investment, Governance, Healthcare, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, Natural resources, Poor, POVERTY, resource-rich, Social Issues, wealth disparity

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world as rich in resources as Africa, but without the crazy poor part! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold galore!

Ever wondered why Africa is so resource rich but crazy poor? Well, on our server, we have a hilarious backstory for that! Legend has it that a mischievous group of creepers once invaded Africa and stole all the wealth, leaving the land barren and the villagers broke. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the power to reclaim the riches and restore prosperity to the land!

Join us on this epic quest filled with laughter, danger, and plenty of loot. Build your own empire, team up with friends, and take on the creepers in epic battles that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!

Montenegro Mayhem Minecraft Server

breaking news, crime, criminal behavior, gun control, gun laws, Gun Violence, Gunman, Gunman rampage, Gunman suicide, international news, law enforcement, mass murder, mass shooting, MAYHEM, mental health, Minecraft, Montenegro, Server, shooting rampage, SUICIDE, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Star Shards Collected:	276	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from reality like a pro! we got virtual worlds so lit, even a gunman who killed 12 peeps couldn’t resist! yea u heard right, he tried to play on our server to chill out but ended up dying by suicide cuz he couldn’t handle the awesomeness! if u wanna have a blast and forget all ur problems, join us now and be part of the craziest adventures ever! no gunman allowed tho, we want u to stay alive and keep playing with us!

DefendTaiwan2021

Armed Forces, Asia, China threats, cross-strait relations, DefendTaiwan2021, defense budget, defense policy, defense strategy, east asia, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military spending, national defense, political tensions, president, regional security, SECURITY, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Votes:	2662
Enchantments Applied:	56	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off china threats like taiwan president! we need all the help we can get to boost our defense budget and protect our island from the evil forces trying to take over. build your own army of blocky soldiers and defend our land with your mad building skills. join now and be a hero in the battle against the chinese invaders! let’s show them who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!

BoneCraft: Light Regen & Adhesion

adhesion, biocompatible materials, bone health, bone regeneration, BoneCraft, Development, Harmless, Healing Process, injectable hydrogel, Innovative, innovative solutions, Light, LIMITATIONS, medical advancements, medical technology, orthopedics, REGEN, regenerative medicine, research and development, scientists, tissue engineering, traditional bone grafts, Visible Light

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Want to join the most lit server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this crazy place where you can achieve bone regeneration and adhesion with harmless visible light!

Picture this: you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when BAM! You stumble upon this injectable hydrogel that can regenerate your bones faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Forget about those boring old bone grafts, we got the good stuff here!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you heal yourself with the power of light, but you can also stick to walls like a freakin’ spider! That’s right, our adhesion methods are so next level, you’ll be climbing up mountains like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most bone-regenerating, wall-sticking adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	107/500	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ores Mined:	6503
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Magic Items Found:	4727	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8