| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 1196 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 11 |
| Ores Mined: | 7229 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 4349 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 159 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 316 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 8580 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | New Chunks Explored: | 909054 |
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 3608 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 6203 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 690291 |
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 385 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 130 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Potions Brewed: | 169 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 |
our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 4150 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!
so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 5636 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥
You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 3105 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 47 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!
So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 8112 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 2157 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 318 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.
But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 7681 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 1030 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 2476 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 37 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 4507 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 7009 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 1924 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Farms Harvested: | 910 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 167 |
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 3228 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
