Elven Birthrate Crisis

birth rate, birthrate, concern, Crisis, cultural impact, Demographic, Elven, Elves, elves in literature, FANTASY, fertility, fictional universe, high fantasy, j.r.r. tolkien, long-lived races, Lotr, middle earth, Peace, Population, Reproduction, societal issues, Tolkien, world-building

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Votes:	559
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

New Minecraft Servers

u ever wonder why there are so many elves in the lotr universe? well, it’s cuz they all be poppin out babies like rabbits on this minecraft server! join us and witness the elf baby boom for yourself. we got elves building treehouses, elves riding dragons, elves doing the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. come join the elf party and see what all the hype is about. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. who can resist free cookies? not me, that’s for sure. so come on down to the craziest minecraft server in all the land. elves galore, cookies galore, fun galore. what more could you ask for?

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8944
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Void Gems Collected:	36	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	418	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6045	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	5500	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Star Shards Collected:	59
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Chimeras Created:	3
Votes:	9917	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	320
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2236
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2876
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Mines Excavated:	1837	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	731

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8195
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Dimension Hops:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Villages Defended:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Crops Grown:	6981
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mines Excavated:	1482	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever