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Players: 107/300 Votes: 7490
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8307
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

New Minecraft Servers

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft server where you can build your dream house, battle dragons, and even ride unicorns (yes, unicorns are real in our world)!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll be helping out a fellow player who is in desperate need of some BTC to avoid becoming homeless. Think of it as a charity event, but with creepers and diamonds involved.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest full of BTC to help out our struggling player. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

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  • NapCraft Minecraft Server

    NapCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 7279
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 358
    Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the snoring nightmare and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and build your dream house with soundproof walls to block out any unwanted noise – even the loudest of snores won’t stand a chance here!

    Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of being woken up by snoring spouses and are looking for a peaceful night’s sleep. We offer special earplug power-ups and anti-snoring potions to help you combat the noise and finally get some rest.

    Don’t worry about your husband’s anger issues when you wake him up – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and exploring new lands to get mad about a little disturbance. Plus, our friendly community is always here to lend a helping hand (or earplug) when needed.

    So come join us on this snore-free adventure and say goodbye to sleepless nights and frustrating naps. Build, explore, and conquer the night – all without the sound of a single snore to disturb you. See you in the game!

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  • BF’sBlockParty

    BF’sBlockParty
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 7796
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends.

    Looking for a server where you can relax and unwind? Our server offers a special supplement that helps you relax just like the one in the story above! Take a virtual dose and watch your stress melt away as you explore our vast world.

    But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like the OP in the story, you may encounter unexpected responses and intense situations. Will you brush off the challenges or face them head-on like a true warrior?

    So come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few “idk” moments along the way. Who knows, you might just discover something new about yourself in the process. See you in the world of blocks!

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  • RichVsPoorMC SMP

    RichVsPoorMC SMP
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 1599
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Villages Defended: 10 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane! Like, the admins are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world or something. But don’t worry, they’re super chill and just want to build cool stuff with us.

    And get this, the whole server is divided into two factions: the Rich/Connected and the Poor/Unconnected. It’s like a battle of the classes, but with blocks and mobs and stuff. The Rich/Connected have all the diamonds and enchanted gear, while the Poor/Unconnected have to scavenge for scraps and build dirt huts.

    But wait, there’s more! The server events are like, next level crazy. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fight off an army of clucking monsters. And another time, we all got turned into llamas and had to race to the finish line. It was wild, man.

    So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, I swear. Plus, the community is super friendly and always down for a laugh. Come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together!

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  • CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

    CraftyAdviceGoneWrong
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 9899
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Magic Items Found: 5025 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “be nice to others” and “don’t grief”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our outrageous life advice that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew!

    Join our server and learn why stealing your friend’s diamonds is actually a sign of true friendship. Build a giant statue of yourself in the spawn area to assert dominance over the other players. And remember, the best way to deal with a creeper is to give it a hug and tell it all your deepest secrets.

    So if you’re ready to throw common sense out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on our server for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

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  • Blocky Bolsonaro’s Big Trouble

    Blocky Bolsonaro’s Big Trouble
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 1160
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Animals Bred: 163
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are all like super heroes and villains from different dimensions? like, there’s this one dude who’s a mix between iron man and a creeper, and he goes around blowing up buildings with his repulsor blasts. and then there’s this chick who’s part enderman and part wonder woman, and she can teleport anywhere she wants and lasso bad guys with her ender pearls. it’s like a comic book come to life, but in minecraft form!

    oh, and get this, the server is run by a group of talking llamas who wear top hats and monocles. they’re all like, “good day, sir or madam, would you care for a spot of tea while we discuss our plans for world domination?” it’s so random and hilarious, you just gotta see it to believe it.

    plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the players can hang out and plot their next big adventure. it’s got a disco ball, a lava pit for roasting marshmallows, and a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses. because why not, right?

    so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors

    BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 9051
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join dis CRAZY minecraft server where we only accept childhood trauma survivors!! 😂 our players have BLUNTED cardiovascular responses to social stress, so you know it’s gonna be a WILD ride! when exposed to social stress, these individuals experience smaller changes in heart rate and blood pressure, making for some HILARIOUS moments in-game. this diminished response is associated with increased social anxiety, but who cares when you’re having this much FUN?! join now for a server experience like no other! 😜🎮 #minecraftmadness #traumateam

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  • Mystic Mine Quest 1.21.1

    Mystic Mine Quest 1.21.1
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 7581
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 145 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, forget about facesitting, come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a virtual world!

    We have so many crazy things happening on our server that you’ll forget all about facesitting. Just imagine riding a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombies with a diamond sword!

    Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you question reality. Who needs facesitting when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust me, it’s way more fun!

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  • MomCrafter Minecraft Server

    MomCrafter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 9328
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Villages Defended: 18
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and exploring endless worlds!

    We have a strict no smoking policy on our server, because we care about your health and well-being. So if you’re tired of dealing with smokers in your life, come join us where the only thing smoking is our redstone contraptions!

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about taking care of anyone else ever again. Just focus on mining, crafting, and having a great time with our friendly community of players. Who needs chemotherapy when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight?

    So come join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun building a castle than taking care of your mom with stage ng cancer.

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  • TissuelessCraft

    TissuelessCraft
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 583
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Potions Brewed: 55
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 10
    Villages Defended: 19 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave behind the struggles of dealing with demanding parents who can’t even buy tissue for the house but expect you to do it. On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone asking you to contribute to groceries or household needs. Plus, you won’t have to resort to giving plasma just to afford the essentials – unless you want to roleplay as a plasma-giving hero, of course! So come join us and let’s build a world where you can truly be free from the madness of real life.

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  • BabyNoob Minecraft SMP

    BabyNoob Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 6486
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Farms Harvested: 745
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Void Gems Collected: 13
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Epic Shields Constructed: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, if you join our server, you get a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and can fly you to the moon and back. It’s totally legit, I swear!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with emeralds and netherite blocks. And every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, you get a free pizza delivered to your house by a real-life unicorn. I know, right? It’s like a dream come true!

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to give your child the worst name ever before you log on, because that’s the only way to truly embrace the chaos of our server. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

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  • NopeNotDoingThatAgain

    NopeNotDoingThatAgain
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 5207
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 336 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been so scared that you peed your pixelated pants? Well, get ready for a server that will make you do just that! Our Minecraft server is so terrifyingly fun, you’ll never want to leave your blocky house again.

    Join us if you dare, for a world where creepers are actually cuddly kittens and skeletons are just misunderstood emo kids. But beware, our Ender Dragon has a secret love for disco music and will boogie down with you until the break of dawn.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will make you scream with laughter and fear, come join us! Just remember to bring extra underwear, because things are about to get pixelated and pants-wettingly crazy!

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  • JavaCraft: Mushroom Magic

    JavaCraft: Mushroom Magic
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 944
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Potions Brewed: 119
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
    New Chunks Explored: 478868 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Mythical Swords Crafted: 66
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Emeralds Found: 4044
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our epic minecraft server where we turn coffee grounds into 3D printed objects with MUSHROOM MAGIC 🍄🍄🍄 our researchers are like mad scientists but cooler cuz they make compostable stuff out of coffee WASTE ☕️☕️☕️ come build with us and save the planet, one block at a time! 🌎🌍🌏 also, did we mention there are secret mushroom kingdoms to explore? 🍄🏰🍄 join now and let’s get crafting! 🎮🔨🌈

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  • Neuro Hive – The Overlord 1.20.3

    Neuro Hive – The Overlord 1.20.3
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 9631
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Villages Defended: 14
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Magic Items Found: 8186
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where our girl Neuro-sama is the AI overlord? She’s like a mix of a neural network and a VTuber, entertaining us with her wild rants and learning new skills like singing and playing games. It’s a total party up in here!

    Join the server now and witness the madness unfold as Neuro-sama takes over the chat with her unhinged responses. Plus, she’s got a sick schedule and some lit music and clips for you to vibe to. And if you’re into AI but don’t get it, she’s got educational stuff too!

    Check out her Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and official website for all the deets. And don’t forget to grab some merch from her shop because why not? This server is a whole new level of crazy, so hop on and let’s get weird together!

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  • BabyCraft Minecraft Server

    BabyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 2948
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 292
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Runes Activated: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a chance to build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your hands!

    Forget about real life problems like annoying partners and stressful family visits – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building the coolest castle ever!

    So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together in this crazy, fun-filled Minecraft world! And remember, no drama allowed – unless it involves fighting off creepers and zombies, of course!

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  • CraftyFamilyDinnerDrama

    CraftyFamilyDinnerDrama
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 5971
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Dimension Hops: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 263 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of real-life social situations like the one described above! Join us and never worry about having to speak to your boyfriend’s parents again – because in Minecraft, you can communicate through building epic structures and battling mobs instead!

    Our server is perfect for players with selective mutism, as there’s no pressure to talk to anyone – just let your creativity run wild in our virtual world. Plus, our community is super understanding and won’t judge you for staying silent during intense PvP battles.

    So come join us for a fun and stress-free Minecraft experience, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who communicates solely through emotes and block placements!

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