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NoobRescue Minecraft Server

arrest, Blackmail, collect funds, consequences, demanding, escorts, Extortion, Felony.., funds, future career, Minecraft, misdemeanor, missed appointments, NoobRescue, police lieutenant, Recourse, Scamming.., Server, solicitation, spoiled son, stern talking to, young man

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of being a police lieutenant dealing with entitled parents and their spoiled son.

Imagine a world where you can arrest players for solicitation and make the local news headlines. Help us scare off the extortionists and protect the innocent escorts who just want to get paid for their missed appointments.

We promise outrageous storylines, intense negotiations with parents, and the chance to play the hero or the villain. So come on, join our server and let’s create some chaos together! Who needs regular Minecraft when you can have all this drama and excitement?

GFProtecNoAttac

annoyance, Arcade, Argument, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, games, GFProtecNoAttac, Girlfriend, loyalty, personal responsibility, perspective, Protection, Respect, right and wrong, rules, scolding, self defense, Staff, Understanding

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Buildings Constructed:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hitting the glass of the coin dropper game is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild time where you can unleash your inner rebel and show off your coin dropping skills without fear of being scolded by staff.

We promise a drama-free environment where you can let loose and have a blast with your friends. No need to worry about getting in trouble for breaking the rules – here, rule-breaking is celebrated!

So come on over to our server and experience the thrill of dropping coins like never before. Who knows, you might even win some epic prizes along the way. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the coin dropping madness begin!

FiredFromMinecraftSMP

dismissal, employment termination, FIRED, FiredFromMinecraftSMP, getting fired, job dismissal, job loss, Job Termination, job termination consequences, job termination interview, job termination laws, job termination letter, job termination meeting, job termination notice, job termination procedures, job termination process, job termination reasons, losing job, reasons for getting fired, wrongful termination

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	180	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Endless Night Skies:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Yo bro, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I’m on. So like, you gotta join because we have this epic storyline where we’re all fighting against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And like, the llamas have this secret weapon called the “Llama-nator 3000” that shoots TNT at anyone who dares to challenge them.

But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon too – it’s called the “Rainbow Unicorn Sword of Justice” and it shoots out rainbow lasers that turn the llamas into cupcakes. Yeah, you heard me right, cupcakes. And then we all have a big party and eat the llama cupcakes while dancing to disco music.

Oh and did I mention that we have a pet dragon named Fluffy who can fly us around the server and breathe fire on anyone who tries to grief our builds? Yeah, Fluffy is the real MVP.

So yeah, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP because we’re the coolest, craziest, most epic group of players you’ll ever meet. Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Don’t miss out, bro.

CraftyPJsServer

casual outfits, comfortable clothing, comfortable work attire, CraftyPJsServer, home office attire, home office fashion, loungewear, productivity, remote work, remote work wardrobe, telecommuting, video conferencing, virtual meetings, work from home, work from home comfort, work from home essentials, work from home fashion, work from home outfit ideas, work from home style, work from home tips, work-life balance

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of wearing the same old boring pajamas while working from home? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can dress your character in the most outrageous and hilarious outfits imaginable! Want to work from home in a banana suit? Done. How about a chicken costume? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Dress-Up Dungeon,” where players can battle monsters while wearing the most ridiculous outfits. Imagine taking down a dragon while dressed as a giant hot dog – now that’s a sight to see!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make working from home a whole lot more fun and entertaining, join us today and let your fashion fantasies run wild!

Putin’sCraft2021

biden, Biden administration, current events, Diplomacy, donald trump, foreign policy, Government, international relations, joe biden, Politics, Presidential Transition, PutinsCraft2021, Russia sanctions, sanctions, sanctions policy, Trump era, Trump presidency, united states, US-Russia relations, White House, world news

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Buildings Constructed:	44	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN BIDEN AND TRUMP FIGHTING OVER THE LAST COOKIE. OUR PLAYERS ARE MORE CHAOTIC THAN A HERD OF SHEEP ON A SUGAR HIGH. COME JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE MORE SANCTIONS THAN BIDEN THROWING SHADE AT RUSSIA. PLUS, WE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A MAZE MADE OF TNT. SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN… OR MAYBE JUST MORE ENTERTAINING.

FreshCraft: No More Blues

Blues, correlation, depressive symptoms, diet quality, diet type, food choices, fresh foods, FreshCraft, health, Lifestyle, long term, mental health, Mental well-being, nutrition, omnivore, Plant-Based, processed foods, research, study, wellness, Women, Women’s Health

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	753
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

so, like, if you wanna join this server, you gotta know that we did a study on like 10,000 women for nine years and found out that eating fresh food makes you less sad. like, who knew, right? so, come join our server and eat all the fresh food you want to be happy and stuff. we don’t care if you’re a plant-eater or a meat-eater, as long as you’re eating the good stuff, you’ll be chillin’ with us. come on, don’t be sad, eat some fresh food and game with us!

What are Minecraft servers like Umbra Network ?

building, Community, concoctions, Crafting, Cross-Play, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Professions, PvE, PvP, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Server, Skills, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Mineplex: Mineplex is a popular Minecraft server known for its diverse range of game modes, including Survival, Creative, and PvP. Players can enjoy unique mini-games and challenges while experiencing a welcoming community atmosphere.
Hypixel: Hypixel is another well-known Minecraft server that offers a wide variety of game modes, such as Skyblock, Bed Wars, and Mini-Games. With regular updates and events, Hypixel provides an engaging and dynamic gameplay experience for players of all levels.
The Hive: The Hive is a Minecraft server that focuses on fun and competitive gameplay. With game modes like Survival Games, Hide and Seek, and Arcade games, players can enjoy a diverse range of activities while socializing with other members of the community.
Mineville: Mineville is a family-friendly Minecraft server that offers a relaxed and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages. With regular events and a supportive community, Mineville provides a welcoming environment for players to explore and create together.
Cosmic PvP: Cosmic PvP is a Minecraft server that specializes in intense PvP battles and faction wars. With custom plugins and unique gameplay mechanics, Cosmic PvP offers a challenging and competitive environment for players looking to test their skills against others.

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PorfiMC Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Donations, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PorfiMC, privates, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

The best survival, with donations and privates!!!

PorfiMC.aternos.me:37500

Mystic Spacecraft 1.20

80s, animation, Anime, classic, convention, cult classic, Daicon IV, fan animation, fan culture, fanmade, japanese animation, long tail tag, mystic, Nostalgia, Otaku, rare, Retro, scanned version, Sci Fi, sought after, spacecraft, vhs

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Farms Harvested:	741	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Yo, bro, forget about all those boring Minecraft servers out there, come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness!

We got scanned versions of everything, even the chickens have barcodes! And don’t even get me started on the epic YouTube videos we have playing in the background, it’s like a party in your computer screen!

Join us and witness the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it! Just click that link and prepare to have your mind blown!

CashCraft Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday present, Boyfriend, cash gift, CashCraft, cheap gifts, ENTITLEMENT, expensive gifts, family dynamics, family relationships, financial independence, financial support, gift giving, Jobless, living expenses, Minecraft, personal finance, Resentment, Server, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, sister

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value financial responsibility and sibling drama! Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of giving your sister €50 cash instead of the gift she wanted, and watch the chaos unfold as she gets really pissed at you!

Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a good family feud and want to escape into a world where dropping out of a masters degree and living off your parents and boyfriend is the norm. Build your own virtual empire and show off your wealth by giving out envelopes of cash instead of thoughtful gifts.

But beware, the drama never stops on our server! Will you be the next to spark a heated debate over birthday gifts and financial obligations? Join us now and find out, because on our server, anything can happen – especially when it involves siblings and money!

SchoolBusNoMore

Blame, bus, CAR, cold, Communication, DAUGHTER, Driving, drop off, Events, learning, License, mad, nagging, Pick up, RESPONSIBILITY, School, SchoolBusNoMore, shared, tiring, walk, Winter

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of being the designated driver for your family all the time? Do you wish your spouse would just learn how to drive so you can share the responsibility? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server and experience the thrill of driving virtual cars with your spouse! No more nagging or cold walks to school, just hop in your virtual car and zoom off to pick up your virtual kids. Plus, you can even race against other players to see who’s the fastest driver in town!

Don’t let your spouse blame you for everything, join our server and show them that driving can be a shared responsibility. Who knows, maybe they’ll even get inspired to learn how to drive in real life too! So come on, join us and let’s drive into the sunset together on our epic Minecraft server!

LuvStruck in Minecraft SMP

Affection, appreciation, Caring, Commitment, compassion, Connection, deep bond, devotion, emotions, fulfillment, Happiness, Intimacy, love, loyalty, LuvStruck, meaning of love, Minecraft, Passion, relationships, smp, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7715
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Dimension Hops:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Endless Night Skies:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. We got diamonds for days, bro. And the mobs? They’re like, super chill and won’t even attack you. It’s like a peaceful paradise, man.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night. And get this, the creepers are our DJs. They drop sick beats, bro. It’s wild.

And if you’re into love, like, finding your Minecraft soulmate, then this server is the place to be. We have a whole dating section where you can find your blocky bae. It’s like Tinder, but for Minecraft.

So, if you’re looking for a good time, come join our server. It’s the most lit place in the Minecraft universe. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Love is in the air, bro. Love is in the air.

PleasantCraft: SunnySideUp

Contentment, family, Friends, Good Food, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Laughter, leisure, mental health, mindfulness, Music, Nature, outdoor activities, Peaceful, pleasant day, Pleasantcraft, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, SunnySideUp, Sunshine

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Towns Built:	8
New Chunks Explored:	845192	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring! Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a herd of friendly llamas wearing sunglasses and top hats. As you explore the world, you stumble upon a village where the villagers have all been transformed into dancing chickens. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, you come across a giant rainbow-colored sheep that shoots fireworks out of its backside.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has custom mini-games like “Llama Jousting” and “Chicken Dance-Off” where you can compete against other players for epic prizes like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on quests to find hidden treasure guarded by a mischievous group of pandas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and get ready for a ‘pleasant day’ filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

CraftyNet’s Auschwitz Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Auschwitz, CraftyNets, Diplomacy, Genocide, Government, historical event, historical significance, Holocaust, international relations, Israeli-Polish relations, Jewish history, memorial event, Minecraft, Nazi atrocities, Netanyahu, Poland, political leaders, president, Remembrance, Server, solidarity, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Zombie Dances:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build auschwitz memorial event for netanyahu!!! poland’s president is like “yo government let him come see our sick build” and we’re like “heck ya come check it out bro” so come join us for some crazy fun and historical reenactments!!! also we have free cake and fireworks every hour, it’s lit fam!!! #minecraft #netanyahu #auschwitz #polandpresident #cake #fireworks

Crafting Chaos: Canuck Edition

Asia-Pacific, Beijing, bilateral relations, Canada, Canuck, Chaos, cooperation, Crafting, Diplomacy, economic growth, economic partnership, economic stability, economic ties, Edition, foreign policy, global economy, international relations, North America, political stability, trade agreements, trade chaos, trade negotiations, trade war, trump

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7288	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Emeralds Found:	8705	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

LOL u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, the coolest place ever, man. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap.

one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots and a pet dragon. yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ dragon.

also, there’s this rumor goin’ around that if you build a house outta glowstone, you’ll unlock a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

so, like, forget about all that trade chaos stuff and come join the wackiest, wildest, most epic minecraft server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Players:	91/200	Votes:	6487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6