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DadCraft: Birthdays and Drama

Apology, BIRTHDAYS, brother, Conversation, cousins, DadCraft, Distance, Drama, Eva, family, Feedback, Grief, husband, Mental Wellbeing, miscarriage, mom, Playdate, Pregnancy, PROFESSIONAL, regret, Resentment, sister, Support

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild conversations just like the ones in the post above.

Need a break from your family drama? Look no further, our server is the perfect escape! We promise you won’t have to deal with any hormonal Eva’s or well-meaning but clueless moms here.

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can build, explore, and maybe even work through your own family issues in a virtual world. Who needs therapy when you have our server?

So come on, hop on board and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, no matter what drama unfolds, we’ll always have each other’s backs in this crazy virtual world!

UkraineCraft: Zel&Aus vs. Trump

Alliance, Allies, Austin, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, FINAL, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, Military, negotiations, president, Press, SECURITY, Support, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states, ZelAus, zelenskyy

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Meteorites Collected:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4301
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy and austin are the ultimate minecraft duo, fighting off creepers and zombies to protect ukraine! with their mad skills and epic builds, they will show trump the true power of friendship and teamwork in the world of blocks and pixels. join us now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions! who needs politics when you have minecraft? let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

EcoCraft Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, degen group, Degenerate, degeneration, EcoCraft, group activities, group behavior, Group Chat, group cohesion, group collaboration, group communication, Group Discussion, group dynamics, group formation, group interaction, group organization, group participation, group project, group study, group support, group therapy, group work, Haven

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4890	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a rainbow unicorn on steroids, with a side of bacon-flavored diamonds.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate in pixelated chaos and mayhem. We’ve got more mods than you can shake a creeper at, and our community is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on Red Bull.

But wait, there’s more! We host epic events like building competitions where the prize is a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And our staff? They’re so awesome, they can tame a pack of zombie pigs with just a wink.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and let’s make Minecraft great again! Or at least weirder.

BlockyBraidsAndBeards

black people, BlockyBraidsAndBeards, Braids, Cultural differences, Dreads, Grooming, guy, hair care, hair care routine, hair maintenance, hair products, hair styling, hair styling tips, hair techniques, hair texture, hair tips, hair type, maintenance, Rural, Styling, White

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9038
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	365
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of your hair looking like a hot mess while playing Minecraft? Join our server and learn the secret techniques of black people’s hair care to keep your locks looking perfect to the skull! No more untangling and reworking your hair every week – just join us and level up your hair game like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly hairstylist who will give you the trendiest hairdos in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this hair-raising adventure!

DongCraft Minecraft Server

currency exchange, DongCraft, economic imbalance, Exports, global economy, import/export, international trade, Minecraft, Server, trade agreements, trade deficit impact, trade deficit increase, trade deficit with Vietnam, trade imbalance, trade negotiations, trade partnership, trade policy, trade relationship, trade surplus, US exports, US trade deficit, Vietnam, weak dong

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

come join our minecraft server and help us fix the us trade deficit with vietnam!!! our weak dong is boosting exports like crazy, we need all the help we can get to balance things out. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of such an outrageous economic adventure in the world of minecraft?! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

Trump’s Blocky Border Battle

battle, blocky, border, Conflict, Diplomacy, donald trump, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, kyiv, military aid, peace negotiations, Politics, president, security assistance, Support, Trumps, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, War Deadline, world news

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
New Chunks Explored:	513485	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where donald trump himself is like, pushing back deadlines for wars in ukraine just to show support for kyiv? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where anything is possible, even world leaders getting involved in minecraft drama. who knows, maybe next week putin will be building a house next to u! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

Harvest SMP

anti cheat, Application Process, Biome, BUILD, Community, creative dimension, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Experience, Farm, Harvest, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Minigame, Plugins, Redstone, Relaxed, shopping district, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Emeralds Found:	3713	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Welcome to Harvest SMP!

We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are at the very beginning of our newest season Harvest Season 4, and would like to invite you all to play!

Fundamentals of Harvest SMP

Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds.

Features:

Hermitcraft-like experience	Datapacks and plugins for close to vanilla experience
Biome datapack	Blooming Biosphere datapack for enhanced biomes
Creative dimension	Explore and build creatively
Shopping district	Diamond based economy for trading
Minigame district	Hangout and have fun with mini-games

Whitelist Process

We have an application process in our Discord server. All players need to fill out an application before joining. This is to ensure a good fit for the community.

Join our Discord server to apply

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement for the server?	Yes, this is an 18+ server.
Can I join if I’m new to Minecraft?	Yes, all experience levels are welcome.
How often are community events held?	We try to have them as often as possible, given our team’s full-time commitments.
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build as you wish.
What is the world border size?	We have one continent currently with plans to expand periodically.

Epic Clash Realm 1.20

beat em ups, beta builds, clash, cute girls manga, Epic, fig, fightan streams, fighting games, Fighting Idol Global, git gud, Glossary, hololive, Hololive Smash Clone, HoloXBreak, idol showdown, IDOLS, love, News, patch notes, Realm, seiso idols, tiermaker, Tigers, Vtubers

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Yo, so like, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s all about idol vtubers playing fighting games and beat em ups? It’s like a crazy mashup of cute idols and epic battles, bro.

Imagine building a shrine to your favorite idol while also battling it out in the arena. It’s like a virtual idol showdown, but with swords and pickaxes instead of microphones.

And if you’re feeling lonely, just hop on the server and ask for some gaming buddies. We got your back, fam.

Plus, we got all the latest updates on fighting games, idol showdowns, and even a glossary of fighting terms. You’ll be a pro in no time, dude.

So come join us on this wild ride of idols and love. No discords, no names, just pure chaotic fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s gooooo!

MemeReviverMC SMP

dead meme, early 2000s, iconic, internet culture, internet trends, meme comeback, Meme culture, meme evolution, meme history, meme nostalgia, meme renaissance, meme resurgence, meme resurrection, meme revival, meme trends, MemeReviverMC, Nostalgia, pop culture, smp, social media, Throwback, viral

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Astral Projections Made:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the dankest memes from the early 2000’s! Like, we have a whole section dedicated to reviving dead memes and making them even more cringey than before. Remember “all your base are belong to us”? Yeah, we have a whole base dedicated to that meme, complete with pixelated cats and broken English signs everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we reenact the “Numa Numa” dance on repeat for hours on end. It’s like a never-ending party down there, except with more blocky avatars and less rhythm.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant statue of the “Dancing Baby” from Ally McBeal that shoots fireworks out of its eyes every time someone joins the server. It’s like a welcoming party, but with more explosions and less cake.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with nostalgia, cringe, and questionable meme choices. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

CraftyFails: NoDrinkingAllowed

achievement, Challenges, Commitment, CraftyFails, determination, discipline, Failed, Failure, Goal, habits, Improvement, motivation, NoDrinkingAllowed, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, resolution, resolutions_failed, self improvement, setback, success

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Animals Bred:	98	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of failing at your New Year’s resolutions already? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let go of all your failed resolutions in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Need to quit eating junk food? No problem! Just trade in those virtual cookies for some virtual carrots and you’ll be on your way to a healthier lifestyle in no time.

Trying to exercise more? Easy peasy! Just run around our virtual world collecting resources and building epic structures. You’ll be breaking a sweat in no time, all while having a blast!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to all your failed resolutions. Who needs real-life goals when you can have virtual ones that are way more fun?

Burning Blocks: Hydro Whiplash Connection

Accelerating, blocks, Burning, California, climate change, climate connection, Connection, Disaster, drought, Environmental, extreme events, global warming, heatwaves, HYDRO, hydroclimate, Los Angeles, Nature Reviews, Paper, research, study, weather patterns, whiplash, Wildfires

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

so, like, imagine this, right? Los Angeles is, like, on fire, but not, like, in a bad way. it’s, like, a totally lit experience, bro. and, get this, the only way to, like, stop the fires is to join this epic Minecraft server.

this server is, like, the key climate connection, man. we got crazy weather events happening all the time, like raining lava and thunderstorms of diamonds. it’s, like, a hydroclimate whiplash, but in a fun way.

if you wanna save Los Angeles and have a wild time, join this server now. who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples. it’s, like, a treasure hunt, but with a twist. so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Solarion SMP

application, Bluemap, Community, criteria, Datapacks, Discord, Enhancements, Events, Griefprotection, Joinus, Mature, opportunities, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Revision, rules, Sleep, smp, Solarion, Submission, Vanilla, Voicechat

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Buildings Constructed:	43	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchantments Applied:	241
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Season 5 Overview

Version	1.21.4
Community	18+
Location	AZ, US

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any mods required to play on the server?	No, there are no requirements for you to install any mods to play in our server.
What plugins are available on the server?	We have various plugins such as Drop Heads, Coreprotect, Axgraves, Simple VoiceChat, Armor Stand Tools, and more.
Are there any restrictions on language usage on the server?	The language on the server can be undermoderated on purpose, so players should be prepared for unfiltered conversations.
How can I join the server?	To join the server, please join the discord and fill out an application. Make sure to familiarize yourself with the rules and put effort into your application.
Is Solarion SMP suitable for all audiences?	This server is intended for a mature audience. If you are easily offended by differing opinions or conversations that challenge your views, it might not be the right fit for you.

Self Acceptance Craft 1.20.3

1.20.3, acceptance, Craft, Decision making, personal growth, Self, self compassion, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-approval, self-assertion, self-assertiveness, self-assurance, self-contentment, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-realization, self-validation

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of all those try-hard servers telling you to change and be someone you’re not, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft server. We’re all about accepting yourself just the way you are, no judgment, no pressure to conform. Just pure, unadulterated chaos and fun.

Join us and unleash your inner weirdo, your inner freak, your inner… whatever the hell you wanna be. Let’s embrace the madness together and build some crazy shit in Minecraft. Who needs change when you can have a blast being your true, unapologetic self?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world where being yourself is not just encouraged, it’s mandatory. Let’s show the world that we’re proud to be weird, proud to be different, and proud to be… well, just us. Let’s do this!

SisBoyfriendStrandedLOL

Abuse, alcohol, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, designated driver, emotional triggers, family dynamics, Gender Roles, mental health, relationships, self defense, sibling relationships, SisBoyfriendStrandedLOL, societal expectations, standing up for oneself, Stereotypes, support systems, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Are you tired of dealing with ignorant jerks in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to pass judgment on you! Our community is filled with supportive players who understand that everyone has their own unique experiences.

Join us and leave behind the drama of the real world. No more weird looks or ignorant comments here, just a fun and welcoming environment where you can be yourself without fear of judgment. Plus, our server is so awesome that even the creepers are nicer than some people you might meet in real life!

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is making sure your diamond armor is fully enchanted. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual fun with a bunch of awesome players? See you in the game!

HatePretend SMP

Concealing true emotions., Concealing true feelings, Disguising true preferences, Disliking popular trends, Faking enjoyment, Feigning pleasure, Forced participation, going along with the crowd, HatePretend, Hiding true opinions, Inauthentic enjoyment, Masking dislike, peer pressure, Popular but disliked, Pretending to fit in, pretending to like, Putting on a facade, Secretly despising, smp, social expectations, society’s expectations, Suppressing true emotions

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Divine Spears Created:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free enchanted gear, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as creepers and try to sneak up on each other without blowing up. It’s hilarious, trust me. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour with Lava Pits.” It’s a blast, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword? Yeah, he’s always pulling pranks on us and messing with our builds. But hey, it adds to the excitement, right?

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on this server are priceless. See you there, bro!

Players:	91/300	Votes:	7895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	397	Magic Items Found:	3928
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Rune Stones Activated:	11