Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	1566
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crops Grown:	5140
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Star Shards Collected:	243
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Towns Built:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magic Items Found:	5397
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Potions Brewed:	82
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3859
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6110
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	136
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing loved ones, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, irrational fear, Phobia, scary thoughts

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1163
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	142	Dragon Eggs Found:	9593
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

500m, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, defense funding, diplomatic relations, final package, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, government aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, political decision, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	New Chunks Explored:	911642
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mines Excavated:	1947	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of joe biden handing out bags of money to ukraine! we got crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to get that sweet $500m military aid package! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make joe biden proud!

KremlinCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest

Acquisition, Arctic, controversial proposal., denmark, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Monitoring, Politics, Quest, reaction, russia, Statement, strategic interests, territorial disputes, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Meteorites Collected:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Farms Harvested:	564
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, the Russia’s Kremlin is like, totally watching Trump tryna buy Greenland, but like, forget about that drama and come join our server instead!

we got like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant potato that shoots lasers or a roller coaster made entirely of cheese.

and get this, our community is like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. we have parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to disco music.

plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we hide all the rarest items in the game. like, you won’t believe the stuff we have stashed down there.

so, like, forget about politics and come join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Left in the Dust – Minecraft Server

abandonment, BETRAYAL, betrayal in relationships, dust, emotions, feeling abandoned, feeling betrayed, feeling betrayed by a friend, feeling betrayed by a loved one, feeling betrayed by someone, feeling hurt, feeling hurt by someone, feeling left behind, feeling left out, feeling neglected, friendship, hurt feelings, left, Minecraft, relationships, Server, trust issues, Walking, walking together

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	118
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Divine Spears Created:	23
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

join our epic minecraft server where we run as fast as the flash and never leave anyone behind, unless they’re a noob, then we leave them in the dust like a piece of old cheese. we have epic quests like finding the golden potato of destiny and battling the evil chicken overlords. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come join us and never feel betrayed again, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then you’re on your own, buddy. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Nano Plastics R Us

Behavior, brain development, brain function, dopamine system, environmental impact, environmental pollution, Mice, microplastics, Nano, Nanoparticle exposure, nanoplastics, nanoplastics effects, neurobehavioral changes, neurodevelopmental disorders, Neurotoxicity, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Plastics, social adaptation, study, toxicology

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6368
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that makes u feel like u have brain damage? well, do we have the server for u! come join us where nanoplastics are found to disrupt dopamine system and social adaptation! our tiny plastic particles will make u question reality and your very existence in the Minecraft world.

we have mice conducting studies on how these nanoplastics alter brain development and behavior, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride! join us for a server experience like no other, where u never know what’s real and what’s just a plastic-induced hallucination. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the nanoplastics take over your Minecraft world!

Virtual Space Odyssey 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, cringe, cringeworthy, digital entertainment, Fans, Gaming, internet culture, internet subculture, Japanese pop culture, niche fandom, Obsession, odyssey, online behavior, Online Community, otaku culture, social awkwardness, social media, Space, virtual, virtual avatars, virtual personalities, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	108	Holy Grails Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

OMG, like, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally epic and full of vtuber fans! But don’t worry, they’re not cringe here, they’re actually super cool and funny.

Join this server if you want to build a giant statue of your favorite vtuber out of diamonds and obsidian.

Plus, there are special events where you can compete in virtual idol singing competitions with other players. It’s like American Idol, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow you up.

And the best part? You can even design your own vtuber skin and show it off to all your new friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get weird together!

Players:	104/100	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	161	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5