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SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Animals Bred:	92
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Animals Bred:	120	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1463
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Votes:	4726
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Emeralds Found:	6681	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mines Excavated:	4395	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ores Mined:	5851	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7623	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ores Mined:	2830
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Love Letters Sent:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchantments Applied:	176

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	229	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6376
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6430
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

Players:	108/800	Votes:	7640
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7309
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3