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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 9505 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
we got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena before exploding, and a secret underground base where herobrine and bigfoot play poker every tuesday night.
if you join now, you’ll get a pet ender dragon named fluffy who farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its butt. plus, you’ll have the chance to battle the legendary boss mob, steve’s evil twin brother, kevin, who has a mustache made of obsidian and a pet zombie pigman named gary.
so come on down to the craziest minecraft server this side of the nether portal. elon musk’s alter ego adrian dittman is waiting for you with a diamond sword and a wink 😉