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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 8154 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
we got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena before exploding, and a secret underground base where herobrine and bigfoot play poker every tuesday night.
if you join now, you’ll get a pet ender dragon named fluffy who farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its butt. plus, you’ll have the chance to battle the legendary boss mob, steve’s evil twin brother, kevin, who has a mustache made of obsidian and a pet zombie pigman named gary.
so come on down to the craziest minecraft server this side of the nether portal. elon musk’s alter ego adrian dittman is waiting for you with a diamond sword and a wink 😉