ElonCraft SMP: Musk’s Federal Shutdown

AMERICANS, confusion, control, controversy, Decision making, elon musk, ElonCraft, Federal, federal agencies, Government, Impact, influence, innovation, leadership, Musks, Politics, power, Programs, questions, Shutdown, smp, society, speculation, Technology

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where Elon Musk is the owner and he just goes around shutting down federal agencies and programs? Well, look no further because this server is the place to be!

Picture this: Elon Musk riding around on a diamond-encrusted llama, wearing a cape made of emeralds, and just pressing a button to make the IRS disappear. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most chaotic SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

Join now for a chance to witness Elon Musk challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off, or watch as he builds a rocket ship out of obsidian and blasts off into the sunset. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity. See you there, fellow gamers!

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Emeralds Found:	7178	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3153	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!

CraftyCommies2024

Analysis, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyCommies2024, December 2024, Defense, Geopolitics, intelligence assessment, international relations, January, Losses, Military, Report, russia, SECURITY, strategy, UK intelligence, War, worst month

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2771	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Ores Mined:	2451	Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15

so, like, u know how russia was all like, having a bad time in january 2024? well, our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! come join us and be a part of the most epic, lit, and totally not disastrous community ever!

we have so many crazy things happening on our server, like a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. not to mention, our players are all super cool and funny, like one time someone built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, u respawn right after)!

if u wanna have a blast and forget about all the bad stuff happening in the world, then this is the place for u. join us and let’s make some memories that will make january 2024 look like a walk in the park!

ShroomCraft: Neuro Fun Land

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain health, cognitive function, depression, dopamine, Fun, Jan 2025, Land, mental illness, Microdosing, mushrooms, Neuro, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, neuroplasticity, Neuropsychiatric Disease, neurotransmitters, psilocybin, psychiatric research, serotonin, ShroomCraft, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Yo yo yo! You wanna join our cray cray Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, we got more mushrooms than Mario Kart! And guess what? We encourage microdosing while you play! It’s like a trippy adventure every time you log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that it actually cures mental illness. Yeah, you heard me right. Just by playing on our server, your neurotransmitters will be poppin’, your neuroinflammation will be gone, and your neuroplasticity will be off the charts!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most mind-bending Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

TortugaMC

Adventure, below average, command blocks, Community, Expansion, fan favorite, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, TortugaMC, Turtle Hockey, Unique, Unique Games, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	123
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

A below average minigame server.

TortugaMC is a minigames server providing unique games adapted from completely vanilla concepts, typically originating purely from command blocks, only using plugins to refine the experience. Our current primary offering is the fan-favorite Turtle Hockey mode, but we have many plans for expansion into other vanilla-inspired modes.

play.tortugamc.org

CastleQuest

active moderation, Adventure, castle decorations, CastleQuest, collaboration, Community, Community Events, creativity, Custom terrain, epic combat, friendly community, Hardcore, INCLUSIVE, kingdom rules, Medieval, mythical origins, proximity voice chat, Roleplay, RPG, smp, Survival, Trailer

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7203	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Server Name	CastleQuest SMP
Theme	Medieval Adventure
Features	Medieval-Themed Mods Custom Terrain Proximity Voice Chat Community Events Survival with a Twist
Community	Active Moderation

FAQ

What is CastleQuest SMP?

CastleQuest SMP is a medieval-themed Minecraft server that offers a unique RPG experience filled with adventure, creativity, and a welcoming community.

What makes CastleQuest SMP special?

CastleQuest SMP stands out with its medieval-themed mods, custom terrain, proximity voice chat, community events, and survival with a twist.

What are the kingdom rules?

The kingdom rules include respecting everyone, requiring consent for PvP, sticking to the medieval theme, and avoiding griefing, stealing, or cheating.

How can I join CastleQuest SMP?

You can join CastleQuest SMP by joining their Discord server and starting your medieval adventure with the community.

Is CastleQuest SMP suitable for all players?

Yes, CastleQuest SMP has an inclusive and friendly community, active moderation, and encourages collaboration and roleplay, making it suitable for all players.

UnityCraft 1.20

chance, Connection, couple, destiny, doubt, fate, Future, Hope, love, Possibility, prediction, Realistic, relationship, reunion, romance, skepticism, speculation, uncertainty, UnityCraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Bro, forget reality! Join our Minecraft server and watch pigs fly and creepers dance together in perfect harmony!

You think they’ll get together in real life? Haha, on our server, anything is possible!

Join now and witness the most epic love story between a villager and a zombie!

Who needs reality when you can have a front-row seat to the craziest Minecraft soap opera ever?

Forget about real relationships, join our server and watch the drama unfold in blocky pixel form!

BailCraft: No Refunds, No Regrets

BailCraft, bailed, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Decision making, family emergency, financial responsibility, friendship, group dynamics, group trip, Honesty, immaturity, loyalty, moral dilemma, peer pressure, refund, refunds, regrets, ski trip, social dynamics, Trust

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3245
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	920	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	New Chunks Explored:	356828
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty over everything! Just like Sarah’s loyalty to her friends on that ski trip…oh wait, nevermind.

Join our server for epic adventures and crazy stories like the time a player tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

Looking for drama? Look no further! Our community is filled with twists and turns, just like Sarah’s last-minute decision to ditch her friends for a beach vacation with her boyfriend.

And hey, if you’re feeling generous, feel free to donate $600 to the server…just kidding! We won’t pull a Sarah on you and leave you hanging. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Late4MinecraftSMP

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, DELAY, EXCUSE, Explanation, funny, Humorous, Late, Late4MinecraftSMP, odd, quirky, reason, Ridiculous, silly, Story, strange, TARDY, unexpected, UNUSUAL

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1726
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8980	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	79	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9915	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! I was once late to a meeting because I was too busy trying to tame a pack of wild llamas in the game. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas! And then I accidentally set my house on fire because I was too busy trying to make a giant lava pit for no reason. It was epic, bro. You gotta join this server if you wanna experience the craziness and chaos of Minecraft like never before. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night. Don’t miss out, join now! #minecraftmadness #llamalove #discoinferno

FreeDiamondsOnly

at no cost, complimentary, costless, for free, for no money, free, free of charge, FreeDiamondsOnly, gratis, no charge, no cost, no fee, no payment, on the house, Unpaid, without charge

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Astral Projections Made:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Your mom’s homemade cookies? Nah, that’s too easy. How about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that those who join our server will have the best luck in finding rare loot and building the most epic structures. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just fall out of your minecart. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

KraftyKanzlerCraft

Campaign, Candidate, chancellor, Coalition, Democracy, european union, extremism, far right, front-runner, German election, germany, Government, KraftyKanzlerCraft, leadership, nationalism, opposition, policies, political party, Politics, Voting

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

lol u know what else is never gonna happen? u never gonna regret joining our epic minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden spoon. so come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life! who needs politics when u can have fun in minecraft? come on, what are u waiting for? join now before the villagers start a rebellion and demand better trading rates!

Antarctic Duck Dynasty

ancient birds, ancient creatures, ancient species, ancient wildlife, antarctic, Antarctic discovery, antarctica, Antarctica exploration, Antarctica fauna, Antarctica history, Antarctica wildlife, avian evolution, avian fossils, bird evolution, duck, DYNASTY, earth’s history, Evolution, Paleontology, prehistoric animals, prehistoric birds, scientific research, waterfowl

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	3366
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to dive into a world where ducks ruled Antarctica 69 million years ago? Join our cray-cray Minecraft server and witness the epic battle between the ancient waterfowl and the mighty penguins. Will you be able to tame a duck and ride it into battle? Only on our server, baby! Plus, rumor has it that there are hidden duck eggs scattered all over the map that can hatch into rare and powerful duck mounts. So what are you waiting for? Come join the quack-tastic fun and let’s make history together!

Jerdjen Republic

Cities, City-Based, Community, Donations, early access, Economy, Fair Play, fair treatment, game updates, Jerdjen Republic, Minecraft, no p2w, public transport, Resources, Roleplay, Server, Store, Survival, Towns, Vehicles, voting page, Whitelist

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Star Shards Collected:	52
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to Jerdjen Republic’s Voting Page! This Server is currently not publicly available yet, please visit jerdjenrepublic.net for when it officially releases!

Jerdjen Republic is a City-Based Minecraft Server. Drive Vehicles across vast Towns and Cities, trade with People through an extensive Economy, ride the (currently free) Public Transport or farm for Resources!

Jerdjen Republic also has a No P2W commitement and everything will be currently run through donations. After game updates a store may release, however, it will not sell any elements or items that make you better than other players. Everyone gets the same fair treatement.

Have you liked what you read so far? Then this Server is for you. Go ahead and try it now!

Jerdjen Republic is currently in Early Access. Expect things to change over the coming months.

play.jerdjenrepublic.net