ElonCraft SMP: Musk’s Federal Shutdown | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Secrets Revealed 1.20.2

1.20.2, ADMISSION, confession, Deception, Deliberate, doubt, hidden agenda., Honesty, Intentional, Manipulation, Motive, purposeful, Questioning, Reveal, reveal the truth, Revealed, Secrets, speculation, suspicion, Truth, uncertainty, uncovering the truth

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2631
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	New Chunks Explored:	921802
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Farms Harvested:	324	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF. Why, you ask? Well, for starters, we got pigs that can fly and cows that rap like Eminem. And don’t even get me started on the chickens that do the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our diamonds sparkle brighter than Kim Kardashian’s bling, and our zombies breakdance better than Michael Jackson. Plus, our creepers tell the funniest dad jokes – like, you won’t even be mad when they blow up your house.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of insanity and chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Threadception Minecraft SMP

Censorship, Community, controversy, discussion, forum, freedom of speech, internet, Minecraft, Moderation, online censorship, online discussion, online forum, online platform, smp, social media, thread deletion, thread deletion controversy, thread management, thread moderation, thread removal, thread removal debate, thread removal policy, Threadception

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Ores Mined:	2863	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the BEST server ever! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, it’s like a treasure hunt every day! And get this, our owner is a wizard who can summon dragons to protect our base, it’s INSANE!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of talking chickens who give out quests and rewards, like one time I got a pet creeper that follows me around and explodes on command, it’s so cool! And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race, where we ride llamas through obstacle courses and dodge fireballs, it’s a riot!

So come join us on this totally legit and not made up at all Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of unicorns with laser eyes, then maybe stay away… but seriously, JOIN US!

CraftyTeenDraws

19 year old, art commissions, art community., art marketplace, art portfolio, art promotion, art sales, art sales platform, art website, CraftyTeenDraws, Creative Entrepreneurship, digital art, freelance artist, online business, online marketing, online store, passive income, sell drawings online, social media promotion, traditional art, young entrepreneur

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	New Chunks Explored:	972542
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Farms Harvested:	739
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of trying to sell your mediocre drawings to your friends and family with no success? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can sell your artwork to virtual villagers who have a serious obsession with stick figure masterpieces! Join now and become the Picasso of pixel art! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly art critic who will only buy drawings that are so bad, they’re good. So start drawing and start earning, because on this server, even a doodle of a potato can fetch you a virtual fortune!

NukeCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Military, nato, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Revenge, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic planning, Ukraine, US, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got Zelenskyy asking for nuclear weapons like it’s a game of hot potato! 😂 We may not have nukes, but we got explosive fun waiting for you! Build your own nuclear bunker and protect yourself from creepers and trolls who try to invade your land. Who needs NATO when you got a diamond sword, amirite? Join now for a blast of a time! 💣🔥 #NuclearMinecraftMadness

AlWho? AlWhere? AlWhat?

al, AlWhat, AlWhere, AlWho, clarification, Communication, confusion, differentiation, distinction, Identity, Individual, names, Personal, pronunciation, recognition, Spelling, UNIQUENESS, Written

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3473
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Villages Defended:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

So, like, u know how there are, like, a bazillion people named “Al” in the world, right? well, on this server, if ur name is Al, u gotta, like, clarify which Al u r talkin bout. cuz there r just too many Als runnin around, u kno? it’s, like, a total Alpocalypse up in here. join this server and be the most unique Al out there. cuz u r special, Al. u r special.

Methane Mayhem: Gas Leak Galore

air quality, climate change, continental US, dispersed sources, emissions control, energy industry, environmental impact, environmental research, Fossil Fuels, Galore, gas, greenhouse gas, industrial emissions, LEAK.., MAYHEM, methane, methane emissions, methane mitigation, methane per hour, methane reduction, onshore oil and gas activities, Pollution, research, smaller sources

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we emit more methane than a herd of cows on taco night! We got so much gas, you’ll be farting diamonds in no time! Join us and help contribute to our goal of becoming the stinkiest server in all of Minecraft! Plus, our tiny sources emit less than 100 kilograms of methane per hour, so you know it’s quality gas! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of the most gassy server around!

HistoriaPvP Network

1.8, Community, Competitions, Discord, Events, Faction, Factions, Gaming, Hardcore, hcf, HistoriaPvP, Kitmap, KitPvP, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Practice, PvP, Server, socials, Survival, Website

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Falling into the Void:	2

We hope to see you online!

historiapvp.net

Dreaming Skies Server 1.21.2

1.21.2, cognitive decline, cost, dementia, discrimination, Don, dreaming, Healthcare, ignorance, inflammatory language, mental health, misconceptions, plane ticket, Political Correctness, Politics, prejudice, public discourse, republicans, retarded, Server, Skies, Social Issues, Stereotypes, stigma

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Dude, forget about politics and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers blowing up stuff left and right, just like those politicians!

You can build your own MAGA tower or a Biden bunker, whatever floats your boat!

We even have a special area where you can debate with other players about why Republicans are so retarded, but in a fun way!

Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or something like that!

The Cheeky Boobies Realm

boobies, CHEEKY, Realm, Tits Cheeks Connection Comedy Movie Duo Friendship Humor Entertainment Laughter Fun Comedy duo Best friends Hilarious Comedy film Comedic duo Funny movie Dynamic duo Side-splitting Laugh out loud

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Yo yo yo! Welcome to The Tits and Cheeks Connection Minecraft server! This place is like a rainbow unicorn riding a disco ball through a field of bacon. We got crazy builds, epic adventures, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. Join us for some wild times and let’s get this party started! Don’t be a square, come join the fun at The Tits and Cheeks Connection!

StepchildSassCraft

blended family, Boundaries, Chores, comparison, discipline, discipline boundaries, disrespectful behavior., explosive outbursts, gentle parenting, lack of discipline, parenting, Resentment, resentment towards husband, resentment towards stepchildren, stepchildren, StepchildSassCraft, stepfamily dynamics, stepmom struggles, wicked stepmom

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	6529
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of dealing with unruly stepchildren who think they can get away with anything? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life step-parenting!

On our server, you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids throwing tantrums or disrespecting you. No more explosive outbursts, cussing, or threats of un-aliving themselves (seriously, who does that?).

Join now and experience a world where you are the master of your own domain, where chores are optional and video games are mandatory. Don’t let step-parenting drama ruin your gaming experience, come play on our server and leave the stepkids behind!

LifeSatisfactionMC SMP

Contentment, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, life assessment, life contentment, life enjoyment, life evaluation, life fulfillment, life happiness, life positivity, life quality, life satisfaction, LifeSatisfactionMC, mental health, overall satisfaction, personal fulfillment, satisfaction, satisfaction level, self-assessment, smp, well-being

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crops Grown:	1713
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Towns Built:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will change your life forever! Like, you know how sometimes you just feel like a potato sitting on the couch all day? Well, on this server, you can be a potato with superpowers! Imagine flying around like a majestic potato bird, raining down french fries on all your enemies. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And the best part is, we have a secret underground potato cult that worships the mighty Potato King. Legend has it that if you find the sacred potato shrine hidden deep within the server, you will be blessed with infinite potatoes for eternity. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky at warp speed. It’s like a thrill ride on steroids, bro. And if you survive the explosion at the end, you get a free pet creeper to keep as a souvenir. It’s lit, fam.

So, if you’re ready to level up your life and become the ultimate potato warrior, join our Minecraft SMP today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Potatoes unite! 🥔🚀 #PotatoPower

PixelPurge: BadManners

arrogance, attitude, attractiveness, BadManners, Behavior, Character, closed-mindedness, conceitedness, dishonesty, first impressions, immaturity, insensitivity, lack of empathy, long tail tags: instant turn-off, negative qualities, Negativity, non-physical, Personality, personality flaws, PixelPurge, rudeness, Selfishness, Superficiality, unappealing characteristics, Unattractive, untrustworthy

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Imagine this: you’re strolling through the pixelated streets of our Minecraft server, admiring the majestic creations of your fellow players. Suddenly, you come across a player with the most hideous skin you’ve ever seen. No, not their in-game character skin, but their actual personality skin. This player is so toxic, so obnoxious, that you can’t help but cringe every time they speak in the chat.

But fear not, dear player, for on our server, we have a zero-tolerance policy for negativity. Join us and bask in the warm glow of positivity and good vibes. No more dealing with drama llamas or toxic trolls. Just pure, unadulterated fun and friendship. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave all the negativity behind. Your in-game character may look good, but it’s your non-physical qualities that truly matter here.

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

Arab League, Arab nations, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, international relations, letter, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, peace process, political stability, regional cooperation, rejection, Server, territorial disputes, Transfer, two-state solution, united states

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. we even got a secret underground club where the creepers throw the sickest parties.

if u join, u get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbows and unicorns. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion filled with zombie villagers? yea, it’s pretty epic.

so come join our server and be part of the craziest, most fantastical adventure in all of Minecraft land. trust me, u won’t regret it.

MuskCraft: FedPay Protest

activism, control, cryptocurrency, democrats, demonstration, Digital Currency, elon musk, federal payment systems, FedPay, financial systems, financial technology, Government, hostile takeover, intervention, Musk, MuskCraft, opposition, Politics, protest, Regulation, resistance, Technology

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2503	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, okay? it’s like if Elon Musk tried to take over the government but with Minecraft. our server is like a protest against his ‘hostile takeover’ of federal payment systems, but in a fun and blocky way.

join us if you want to fight the power, but, like, in a virtual world where you can build giant statues of Elon Musk out of diamond blocks. we have crazy events like ‘Musk Mania Mondays’ where we all dress up as our favorite billionaires and battle it out in PvP arenas.

plus, we have a secret underground resistance base where we plan our next moves against the evil Musk empire. so, like, come join us and be a part of the revolution…or just come for the memes, whatever floats your boat. #BlockTheMusk

Crafty Adipose Slayer Server

adipocyte transplantation, adipose, adipose tissue engineering, adipose-derived cells, anti-tumor effects, cancer models, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell-based therapy, Crafty, engineered adipocytes, engineered cells, implantation, innovative treatment, Nature Biotechnology, preclinical studies, Server, slayer, suppresses, therapeutic intervention, tumor growth inhibition, Tumor Microenvironment, Tumor Progression

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE PUTTING FAT CELLS IN CANCER TO STOP IT GROWING. JOIN US AND BECOME A FAT CELL WARRIOR, FIGHTING OFF THE EVIL TUMORS THAT TRY TO TAKE OVER OUR BLOCKY WORLD. WE HAVE PIGS THAT SHOOT LASERS AND COWS THAT DROP DIAMONDS. ONLY THE STRONGEST SURVIVE IN THIS EPIC BATTLE OF FAT VS CANCER. COME JOIN US AND SAVE THE BLOCKS FROM DESTRUCTION!

Players:	90/800	Votes:	3817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1