Join our server and experience the thrill of being a billionaire tech genius for a day. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with rare diamonds and gold blocks. So come on, what are you waiting for? Strap on your virtual spacesuit and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
ElonCraft: Mine to Mars!

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Dimes Sable Minecraft SMP Wrestling Draw Women’s
wrestling history, female wrestlers in history, Women’s Wrestling, draw the dimes, wrestling legendsAre you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild wrestling match where anything goes! Join us and experience the thrill of building your base while dodging flying luchador wrestlers and grappling with creepers in the ring. Who needs diamonds when you can have a championship belt made of emeralds? Join now and show everyone that women’s wrestling can draw the dimes, just like Sable did! -
Kusanagi’s Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join epic battles between cybernetic ninjas and giant robots!Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a team of cyborg samurais come charging at you with laser swords! But don’t worry, you can always call in your trusty pet dragon to help you fend them off.
And if that’s not enough, every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where you can ride unicorns and battle evil sorcerers. Plus, every player gets their own personal AI assistant to help them navigate the treacherous lands and uncover hidden treasures.
So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the wildest adventures imaginable? Join now and find out which Motoko you would Kusanagi!
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Fascism-Free Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including wild stories like this one:Once upon a time, in a land filled with white devils and fascist pigs, a group of brave gamers decided to take a stand. They fought against the oppressive regime, freeing Europe from its chains and welcoming immigrants with open arms. But little did they know, these immigrants were actually giant bulls ready to ravage the land and bring joy to all the white women.
Join us on this wacky adventure as we explore a world filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of love. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next? So come on, grab your pickaxe and join the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!
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Blocky Bounce Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we only welcome players with ENORMOUS BOOBS! Anything under an H-Cup is unwelcome here, sorry small-chested players. But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server.First off, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in the Minecraft world. Legend has it that diamonds grow on trees here and you can find stacks of emeralds just lying around waiting to be picked up.
Secondly, our server is protected by a team of warrior mermaids who will defend you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. These mermaids are fierce fighters and will make sure you stay safe while you mine and build to your heart’s content.
And finally, we have the most epic parties on our server. Every weekend we throw a massive block party where players can dance, eat cake, and show off their most impressive builds. Plus, the DJ is a talking parrot who knows all the latest hits.
So come join our Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, only players with ENORMOUS BOOBS allowed!
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Look bro, Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Just upload an image and our magical AI will generate a hilarious version of the LOOK meme for you to share with your friends. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Join now for a chance to ally with the pigs or overthrow them and become the ruler of this wacky world. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else!