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MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Animals Bred:	186
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Chimeras Created:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mines Excavated:	3928	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	113	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

arousal, attraction, BIZARRE, BlockyBoners, fetish, kink, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, strange turn ons, surprising turn ons, Turned On, unconventional turn ons, unexpected, unique turn ons, UNUSUAL, unusual turn-ons, weird

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Crops Grown:	4617	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, fighter jet, Friendly Fire, international incident, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Navy, Red Sea, RedSeaCraft, Server, shot down, Super Hornet, Tragedy, U.S, united states, War

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	3483	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ores Mined:	6026	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Farms Harvested:	873
Crops Grown:	5189	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	New Chunks Explored:	691553
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

Best cat food, Cat diet, cat food, Cat nutrition, Fancy Feast, Fancy Feast Classic, Fancy Feast flavors, Fancy Feast ingredients, Fancy Feast Paté, Fancy Feast quality, Fancy Feast reviews, Fancy Feast Salmon, Fancy Feast Savory, Fancy Feast variety, Fancy Feast wet food, feast, Gourmet cat food, Minecraft, Paté, Premium cat food, Savory, Savory Salmon Feast, smp, Wet food

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

MomWhispererNoMore

annoyance, arguing with mother, blowing up, Communication, communication breakdown, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, Frustration, generational differences, Maturity, MomWhispererNoMore, mother-son relationship, personal boundaries, pet peeve, public behavior, Respect, social etiquette, Social Skills, whispering instructions

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of your mom treating you like a baby even though you’re a grown man? Do you want to escape her constant whispers of instructions in public? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind!

On our server, you can say hi to whoever you want without your mom telling you to do it. You can smile at everyone without her reminding you. And best of all, you can open your eyes as wide as you want in pictures without her interference.

No more nagging, no more unnecessary instructions. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Join now and leave your mom’s whispers behind!

NoCanDoCraft

Abilities, activities, Barriers, can’t, Challenges, constraints, deficiencies, Disabilities, Do, everyday, handicaps, hindrances, LIMITATIONS, NoCanDoCraft, normal, Obstacles, restrictions, Shortcomings, Tasks, thing..

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TikTokBanMC Server

albania, Cyberbullying prevention, digital age restrictions, digital censorship, digital platforms, digital rights, internet governance, internet regulation, online content control, online platform ban, online safety, Online safety measures, Server, Social Media Ban, social media impact, social media policy, social media restrictions., tech regulation, teenager killing, tiktok ban, TikTokBanMC, youth safety

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	9815	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ores Mined:	7670	Divine Spears Created:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	956	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

so like, if u wanna escape the tiktok ban in albania, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can dance better than those tiktokkers, and creepers that blow up like tiktok drama! plus, our mods are like ninja warriors, they’ll protect u from any tiktok haters tryna ruin ur vibe. join now and say goodbye to tiktok drama, and hello to blocky fun!

CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract

academic misconduct, controversial, controversy, Covid study, Covid-19, CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract, four-year saga, health misinformation, Healthcare, Medical research, Misinformation, pandemic, peer review, public health, Research Ethics, retracted, Retractions, Scientific community, scientific integrity, treatment efficacy, unproven treatment

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, u gotta join cuz we got this secret potion that turns u into a flying pig. no joke, bro. and like, we got this crazy maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. u gotta see it to believe it, man. oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yeah, u heard me right. so, like, join now before the aliens invade and steal all our diamonds. u don’t wanna miss out, bro.

SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Towns Built:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6682
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Crops Grown:	6034	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!