ElixarMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Creepers Past My Bedtime

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggle of not wanting to sleep because you have to wagey at 9? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all you NEETs out there who just want to live off inheritance and play vidya games all day long.

Join us and escape the judgment of society as you build your dream world in Minecraft. Need a break from your neurotic boss and the stress of adulting? Come smoke some virtual meth with us and forget all your worries.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our insane community where anything is possible, even smashing underage girls (just kidding, that’s not allowed). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Animals Bred:	46
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minecraft Misadventures: Mushoku Tensei Edition

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Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where your daughter and her trusty sidekick Lily are about to shake things up with a magitek revolution? Picture this: flying pigs, talking cows, and diamond swords that shoot fireballs.

Join now and witness the epic journey of these two unlikely heroes as they take on creepers, zombies, and even the occasional rogue Ender Dragon. Who needs a boring old regular Minecraft server when you can be a part of this wild and wacky adventure?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that’s about to unfold. See you in the game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Pixel Pimps: Minecraft’s Hottest Escort Service in Tiny Town

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some wild fun? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can explore a tiny town with less than 10K residents and discover a hidden world of escorts and prostitutes without the fear of getting arrested!

Embark on crazy adventures as you navigate through the town, trying to avoid the watchful eyes of the law while seeking out some naughty companionship. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server!

So come on, join us and see what kind of trouble you can stir up in our uber small town Minecraft server. Just remember, what happens in the game, stays in the game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Animals Bred:	198	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Buildings Constructed:	38	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Übermensch Adventures: Post Ayan Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server! We have Ayan Übermensch from every country in the world posting hilarious content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join our server and witness the chaos as Ayan Übermensch from all corners of the globe come together to create the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. From building giant statues of themselves to starting epic battles over who has the best pet pig, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Ayan Übermensch sensation in your country!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FalloutCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Nukes!

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Are you tired of pretending that Fallout 76 isn’t a good game? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of post-apocalyptic fun! Our server is like if Fallout 76 and Minecraft had a baby, but without all the bugs and glitches (hopefully).

Explore a vast world filled with mutated creatures, abandoned buildings, and radioactive landscapes. Build your own shelter, scavenge for resources, and team up with other players to survive in this harsh new world.

But beware, there may be some unexpected surprises along the way. Rumor has it that a group of players have formed a cult worshiping a giant blocky mothman, and there are reports of mysterious disappearances near the abandoned mine shafts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky post-apocalyptic world! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to turning all those pesky creepers into friendly companions.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Void Armor Forged:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MuricaCraft: Where Europeans and Non-Americans Need Not Apply! LOLZ

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky spammers and porn posters ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server! We have range banned all Europeans and non-Americans to ensure a spam-free and wholesome environment for all players.

Join us and witness the epic battle of Americans vs Europeans as we fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Only time will tell on our crazy server! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures. See you in the game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlockyBanter: The LOLcraft Server

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“Join our epic Minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that’s just the beginning. We have secret hidden realms filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!”

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blocky Boner Brigade

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate late-night edging experience you’ve been craving!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the dark, heart racing as you narrowly avoid a creeper explosion. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure chests galore. But beware, for the mobs in this dungeon are not your average zombies and skeletons – they’re disco-loving, diamond-wearing monsters ready to party!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for the ultimate late-night edging adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT we like to surprise our players with). It’s time to level up your Minecraft game and embrace the madness that awaits you!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	353
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

South AmeriBros: Keeping Creeper-icans in Check!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the posters are as dull as a rainy day in the desert? Join our server where we, the based ameribros, keep those pesky South American countries in check! Our posters are top-notch quality, unlike those other servers who can’t even spell “autonomy” correctly. Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs autonomy when you can have the time of your life on our server? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Love Letters Sent:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Minecraft Mayhem: Cowboys vs Romans vs Fallout

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Yeehaw, partner! Saddle up and ride on over to our wild west meets ancient Rome meets post-apocalyptic wasteland Minecraft server! Who knew Cowboys and Romans could coexist in the world of Fallout? But hey, anything is possible in our wacky server where the rules of reality are just a suggestion.

Picture this: you’re moseying along the dusty streets of New Vegas, when suddenly a legion of Romans come marching through, ready to conquer and build their empire. But wait, here comes a posse of cowboys on horseback, lassos at the ready to round up some troublemakers. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

Forget about canon, forget about logic, and come join us for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs the official Fallout games when you can have the ultimate mashup of Cowboys, Romans, and post-apocalyptic shenanigans? So grab your six-shooter and your toga, and join us for a ride you’ll never forget!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchantments Applied:	298	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocky Banter Brigade

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Imagine a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! This server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and dances the Macarena!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy! Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride unicorns into battle against evil villagers who steal your enchanted cookies.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. Will you accept his challenge and bust a move to victory, or will you be banished to the Nether realm for eternity?

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MineCrafty Fantasy: XIVg – Endwalker Edition

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring events and lackluster communities? Well, look no further than our upcoming server, DAWNTRAIL!

Join us for early access on June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a world like no other. Release date is set for July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars and get ready for some epic adventures.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration happening right now until May 8, where you can battle alongside your favorite characters and earn exclusive rewards. And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition.

Need resources, free companies, or linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide at reentry.org/xivgresources6. And if you’re looking to meet up with fellow players, join us on April 14 for a Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or on April 15 for some Eden Raids at the Crystarium Bar.

So why wait? Join us on DAWNTRAIL for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures or make friends with a virtual dragon. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the fun begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Zombie Apocalypse Funhouse: Where Brainwashing is a Survival Skill!

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Are you tired of waiting for genetically engineered brainwashed perfect hotties to become a reality? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has them all! Join us and experience a world where everyone is a flawless supermodel with the brains of Einstein (and the looks of a Kardashian).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in on the fun!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted items. Just be careful of the lava pit guarding it – we hear it has a taste for unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible (and where chickens rule the dance floor).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Pot o’ Gold Mine: Where Irish Americans outnumber the Irish!

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Are you tired of being surrounded by leprechauns and pots of gold in Ireland? Come join our Minecraft server where we have more Irish people living in America than in Ireland! Our server is so popular that even the leprechauns have packed their bags and moved across the pond for a taste of the action.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of shenanigans. Who needs luck of the Irish when you have a whole community of Irish Americans to back you up? So grab your potato and come join the fun on our server – where the craic is always 90!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Pixel Cuties Minecraft Server: Where Gamer Girls Rule!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with cutter girls! That’s right, these girls are so sharp, they’ll cut through any block like butter. Join our server for a chance to team up with these fierce females and conquer the Minecraft world together.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Imagine creepers busting out their best moves and skeletons doing the robot – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Emeralds Found:	9340
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5