ElixarMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Canine Carnage: Where Dogs Get More Action Than You

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own floating castle in the sky and watch as unsuspecting players fall to their doom below. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for those mutant chickens!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyCreeperz: Where weak minds unite to conquer the Minecraft world!

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Are you tired of playing on servers filled with weak-minded allies of fags and other crappy groups? Look no further! Join our server where only the strongest survive and the fakers are weeded out.

Our server is not for the faint of heart. You must prove your worth by battling fierce mobs, conquering challenging dungeons, and outsmarting your enemies. Only the true warriors will rise to the top and claim their rightful place as champions.

So if you’re ready to show the world what you’re made of and leave the fakers behind, join our server today. But be warned, only the strongest will survive in this epic quest for glory!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Season 3 Sucks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of watching anime that just doesn’t live up to your expectations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate Konosuba experience you’ve been searching for! Join us for nonstop screaming, forced silly faces, and ad cuts that will make you feel like you’re actually in the world of Konosuba. And don’t worry, we promise not to mess up the movie like Deen did! So come on, join us and let’s have a Konosuba-tastic time together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blocky Dicks: The Epidemic of Black Penises in Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is experiencing a hilarious and outrageous epidemic of black penises causing chaos and mayhem everywhere you turn! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with giant black penises popping up unexpectedly, creating obstacles and challenges at every turn. Will you be able to conquer the black penis epidemic and emerge victorious? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and scratching your head in disbelief!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	156
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Jew Crew

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like no other, with crazy mini-games, wacky challenges, and a community that is as wild as a pack of rabid llamas.

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig into battle, or try your luck at our infamous “TNT Run” where the ground literally explodes beneath your feet. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies have killer dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dawntrail Drama Queens Minecraft Server – Where Roles Are Made Up and Nobody Knows What’s Going On!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old roles and responsibilities? Well, look no further than our server! In our world, Dawntrail is not just a regular player, oh no. She is the queen of the land, ruling with an iron fist and a diamond sword. Join our server and see what crazy adventures await you as you navigate the treacherous world of Dawntrail’s kingdom. Will you be her loyal subject, or will you dare to challenge her rule? The choice is yours, but be warned, Dawntrail does not take kindly to insubordination. So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of Dawntrail!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Creepers: Where Jews and Palis team up to boost GDP in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing doubling is your boredom? Well, look no further because our server is like Israel with its population doubled – enormous GDP, baby! Join us and witness the power struggle between Jews and Palis as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AlarmCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist hitting snooze!

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Are you tired of snoozing your alarm until 4pm and missing out on all the fun? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time is just a concept! You can play for hours on end without ever worrying about missing out on anything in the real world. Join us and say goodbye to responsibilities, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic pixelated castle!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DanDaDan’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Chapter 148 – Game Over, Cleared!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our admins are actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (just don’t waste one on unlimited diamonds, we already have that covered).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the Ender Dragon shows off his sick dance moves. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden chicken, you’ll be granted access to the legendary Taco Dimension where everything is made of delicious tacos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house too, those creepers are sneaky).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9684
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyLlama’s Epic Adventure Land: No. 916925103 by Anonymous

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to a dance-off! Can you out-dab the Yeti and earn his respect?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Potions Brewed:	70
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineCrafty McMineFace: Italian Edition – Spaghetti and Creepers

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Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and ride around on a magical unicorn that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts that lead you to chests filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyComrades: Your Expedition BFFs

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. They will guide you through epic quests and battles like no other!

2. The server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, held up by nothing but the power of unicorn farts. Yes, you read that right. Unicorn farts.

3. Our community is made up of friendly zombies, talking sheep, and even a few sassy skeletons who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

4. Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a dragon who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Can you find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild expedition and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Colonists – Minecraft meets Rimworld in this wacky server for survival enthusiasts!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, the Cosmic Horrors Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should be a part of this madness.

First of all, our DLC is totally worth it. It’s like adding a unicorn riding a dragon into the game – pure chaos and awesomeness. And the book? Oh, it’s a must-read for all game devs and cube gamers. It’s like the Bible of Minecraft, but with more explosions.

As for mods, we have Performance Fish and Rocketman. Use them and you’ll never want to play vanilla Minecraft again. And don’t even think about bringing Dwarf Fortress here – those dwarves are not welcome in our realm of cosmic horrors.

But wait, there’s more! We have links to all the essential resources you need, from patch notes to mod lists. And if you’re wondering which mods eat the most performance, we have a spreadsheet for that. And don’t forget to use Rimpy for managing your cubes – it’s a game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness of the Cosmic Horrors Edition. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty Chickens: Where You Can Breed and Feed Your Way to Victory!

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs are breedable! 😂🦄 Join us and experience the thrill of encountering a breedable girl in the game – watch out for those heart palpitations and sweaty palms! 😅 Our server is so crazy, even evolution seems to be taking a vacation! 🤪 Who needs logic when you can have a hilarious and chaotic time with us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 🚀🌈 #MinecraftMadness #BreedableGirls #EvolutionIsOverrated 😜

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	5320
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LitCraft: Where even the creepers wear sunglasses

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the lighting is as wonky as an anime plot twist! Join us and witness the magic of an anime woman lighting up a room and suddenly everyone becomes darkly lit at the bottom image. It’s like a bizarre crossover episode you never knew you needed!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn. One minute you’re building a majestic castle, the next you’re being chased by a herd of pixelated llamas wearing top hats. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, the lighting may be questionable, but the fun is guaranteed!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Void Armor Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	18