Updated November 19, 2024
Players: |
94/800 |
Uptime: |
97% |
Rating: |
4.1 / 5 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: |
9 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: |
5 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: |
4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: |
5281 |
Alien Abductions: |
2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: |
11 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: |
18 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: |
12 |
Haunted Chests Opened: |
7 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: |
1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: |
2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: |
8 |
Underground Cities Explored: |
2 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: |
1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs and stuff. you gotta join cuz, like, the server is run by a secret society of llamas who can, like, speak fluent pig latin. and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. it’s, like, totally legit, bro. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party every saturday night where herobrine himself shows up to bust a move. so, like, join now before the llamas change their minds, man.