| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 5329 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 11 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Pvp server with all the bells and whistles!!!
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| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 6385 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 73 |
| Votes: | 6532 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 2616 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 71 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4742 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 9729 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4083 |
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 4400 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 3196 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Towns Built: | 8 |
our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 3477 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 435691 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!
so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 4742 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 120 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 25 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 1112 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥
You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 3976 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 33 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!
So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 5335 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Ores Mined: | 8179 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.
But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 6432 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 1281 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 285 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 9578 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 12 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 5244 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 235024 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 6232 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 4510 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 7823 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 | Mines Excavated: | 4009 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 53 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 722 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
