Elitecraftsmp | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Towns Built:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	206	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	9140	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Void Armor Forged:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Animals Bred:	198	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Farms Harvested:	449
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5115	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dimension Hops:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	30
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Secret Passages Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

Players:	101/800	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Divine Spears Created:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2