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| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 5621 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 19 | Magic Items Found: | 1229 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.
and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.
plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.
so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.
